Hollywood Remake of Sholay …

Amidst all the Cricket World Cup 2011 frenzy, I thought of watching movie 'Just Go With IT' starring Jennifer Aniston & Adam Sandler. The movie was good but within 10 minutes of the start of movie, I had 'I have seen this movie before' kind of feeling, the same feeling that you have when you watch those Hollywood inspired Bollywood movies. Yes this movie had a storyline similar to Salman Khan Starrer “Maine Pyaar Kyun Kiya”.
I was somehow happy that bollywood has managed to reach to a level where Hollywood is taking inspiration from our movies (it could also be a mere coincidence though). While returning back from the movie, I had a weird thought, What if a remake of Sholay was made in Hollywood ?, Who would be in the star cast, What would be the movie theme ? & some similar idiotic thoughts which I felt should share with you all :
Name of the Movie : Sea of FlamesDirector : Danny BoyleMusic : A R RehmanLocation : Rio de Janeiro

Star Cast :

Bollywood Character NameHollywood Character NameThakurTuckerBollywood ActorHollywood Actor Sanjeev Kumar Tom HanksBollywood Character NameHollywood Character NameGabbarGabrielBollywood ActorHollywood Actor Amjad Khan Robert De NiroBollywood Character NameHollywood Character NameJai (Jaidev)JackBollywood ActorHollywood Actor Amitabh Bachchan Will SmithBollywood Character NameHollywood Character NameVeeruVictorBollywood ActorHollywood Actor Dharmendra Gerard ButlerBollywood Character NameHollywood Character NameRadhaRoseBollywood ActorHollywood Actor Jaya Bhaduri Julia RobertsBollywood Character NameHollywood Character NameBasantiBettyBollywood ActorHollywood Actor Hema Malini Catherine Zeta-JonesBollywood Character NameHollywood Character NameMausieAunt LilyBollywood ActorHollywood Actor Leela Mishra Meryl StreepBollywood Character NameHollywood Character NameRamlalRobertBollywood ActorHollywood Actor Satyendra Kapoor A RobotBollywood Character NameHollywood Character NameSaambhaGoogleBollywood ActorHollywood Actor Mac Mohan GoogleBollywood Character NameHollywood Character NameKaaliaBlackyBollywood ActorHollywood Actor Viju Khote Martin LawrenceBollywood Character NameHollywood Character NameJailorJailorBollywood ActorHollywood Actor Asrani Owen WilsonBollywood Character NameHollywood Character NameHariramHarryBollywood ActorHollywood Actor Keshto Mukherjee Adam SandlerBollywood Character NameHollywood Character NameSoorma BhopaliSmarty BrianBollywood ActorHollywood Actor Jagdeep Ben StillerBollywood Character NameHollywood Character NameGypsy dancerShakiraBollywood ActorHollywood Actor Helen ShakiraBollywood Character NameHollywood Character NameImaam SahebImaam SahebBollywood ActorHollywood Actor A K Hangal Morgan FreemanBollywood Character NameHollywood Character NameAhmedAhmedBollywood ActorHollywood Actor Sachin Leonardo DiCaprio

Plot:
In Hollywood version of the movie, FBI agent's family is killed by Don named Gabriel, he decides to fight back and recruits two convicts, Jack and Victor. He approaches them in a Bangkok Jail and offers them to be part of secret mission, they agree to bring in Gabriel alive - for a hefty price. After getting discharged from jail they have some fun at Bangkok followed by an Item Number by Mallika Sherawat, and travel by Charter Plane to Rio, the Secret Agent lives there with his widowed daughter-in-law and a Robot. All three fight against one of the most elusive and dreaded Don of all times. In this hollywood version horses are replaced by sports bikes, Dhanno and the horse carriage is replaced by Ferrari and there is no coin coz its the age of Plastic Money :p 
Some Dialogues :
Gabriel
Tucker Gimme Your Handssss ......Dies the one who is Afraid !When is Halloween, Halloween is When ? Wonder which Bakery's bread to they feed these Rio De Janeiro gals, they are crispy ! Your Friendship reminds me of Brokeback Mountain !He'll breath till you dance ! Shake it Baby ... Shake it Baby ....

Tucker
Go and tell Gabriel that Rio people have stopped feeding bread to mad dogs.The Iron is Hot, Hammer it !Tucker can't be cut, neither can he bend, he can only die !

Jack
All police men look alike to me ! What's your name Betty ?

Victor
If you will kill one, we will kill four !Betty don't dance in front of these fucking DogsDoggy, I am gonna suck your blood !

Imaam: Why is there a pin drop silence ?
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