Dibbuk, Inc.
From the same company that brought you alarm clocks in the shape of a six-foot clown wielding chainsaws comes the latest development for waking you up in the morning!
Ever have trouble with your old alarm clock?
Has the microprocessor took a cadaver roll?
Ever wake up, realizing you are late for work, finding your clown-shaped alarm clock's circuits has switched it into REST mode?
Ever wake up late to find your alarm clock designing balloon animals?
Ever wake up late to find your bot alarm clock has left your room and is doing cartwheels outside on the front lawn with the servo yard gnomes?
Well, consumer, it is time for you to purchase another alarm clock, money-back-guaranteed to wake you up!
Listen to these testimonies:
@GriddSurfer9 ☺
"When I bought the new alarm clock bed bugs online I didn't realize it was going to be delivered in such a small box, expecting a wooden crate to be sitting on the porch. When I opened the package, the servos had already been programmed by the factory at Slader Corp and were ready for use. Immediately, they scurried into my bedroom and tucked themselves into the mattress, cloaking themselves (this I read from the instructions after attempting to locate them for over an hour) using an invisibility processor embedded inside their nano metal shells. The next morning I was awoken right on time by the bugs as they crawled all over me until my eyes flew open.
@RedBunniesWithAttitudes67 ☺
"LOVE my servo bed bugs! What a rush having them crawl all over you, sometimes tickling you, too! Great job, Slader Corp!!"
@InsomniacIAmNot ☺
"Great Job, Dibbuk! There's even an option to trans-mutate the servos into different shapes, such as a group of Tribbles from the vintage episode of STAR TREK!"
Don't waste another minute! Jack into your console, surf the Gridd, locate our 'site and order your servo bed bugs today!
The first FIFTY customers will receive a small line of for their Bodykredd to use at "The Joke's On You, Fella!" online store.
Order yours today!!
*This has been an approved message from Slader Corporation™
Ever have trouble with your old alarm clock?
Has the microprocessor took a cadaver roll?
Ever wake up, realizing you are late for work, finding your clown-shaped alarm clock's circuits has switched it into REST mode?
Ever wake up late to find your alarm clock designing balloon animals?
Ever wake up late to find your bot alarm clock has left your room and is doing cartwheels outside on the front lawn with the servo yard gnomes?
Well, consumer, it is time for you to purchase another alarm clock, money-back-guaranteed to wake you up!
Listen to these testimonies:
@GriddSurfer9 ☺
"When I bought the new alarm clock bed bugs online I didn't realize it was going to be delivered in such a small box, expecting a wooden crate to be sitting on the porch. When I opened the package, the servos had already been programmed by the factory at Slader Corp and were ready for use. Immediately, they scurried into my bedroom and tucked themselves into the mattress, cloaking themselves (this I read from the instructions after attempting to locate them for over an hour) using an invisibility processor embedded inside their nano metal shells. The next morning I was awoken right on time by the bugs as they crawled all over me until my eyes flew open.
@RedBunniesWithAttitudes67 ☺
"LOVE my servo bed bugs! What a rush having them crawl all over you, sometimes tickling you, too! Great job, Slader Corp!!"
@InsomniacIAmNot ☺
"Great Job, Dibbuk! There's even an option to trans-mutate the servos into different shapes, such as a group of Tribbles from the vintage episode of STAR TREK!"
Don't waste another minute! Jack into your console, surf the Gridd, locate our 'site and order your servo bed bugs today!
The first FIFTY customers will receive a small line of for their Bodykredd to use at "The Joke's On You, Fella!" online store.
Order yours today!!
*This has been an approved message from Slader Corporation™
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But that wasn't it. That wasn't enough. When I was reading this piece, there was something much more sinister crying out to me in an undertone that I couldn't place my finger on and then it hit me...I remembered watching the old versions of Halloween as a teenager, babysitting my younger brother. One of the films had all the kids buying Halloween masks with a sinister twist and immediately, I could see where this piece could go. The innocent alarm clocks that made themselves comfortable inside your mattress. Oh the shiver that runs down my spine at the thought of what might come next.
Another excellent piece from Brick Marlin.
Serina Hartwell Author