I promised I'd talk about this so here's my post...

A few nights ago I was heading to bed (late as usual) when I heard what I only know to describe as a roach moving. Anyone who has not dealt with large roaches may not understand what I mean when I say that. It's a sound that's akin to paper scratching against paper or getting crumpled up, but it's not that sound exactly. It's more erratic. It's six needles scampering across a wasteland of crumpled papers.

Another thing y'all might not know is...