1. I’m going to keep posting here when I want to.

2. Then I’m going to make the posts private, like I’ve been doing.

3. So read it while it’s hot! Or, you know, lukewarm. Or Luke Danes.

3a. (I may have been watching a lot of Gilmore Girls. I’m going to voice an unpopular opinion: Luke Danes and Lorelei are not a good match. Lorelei is annoying and Luke is grumpy. I want to know if Amy Sherman-Palladino has any good men in her life because every single guy on that show is Not So Great. )

4. Unless the post is innocuous, like … about books. Books never harmed anyone, right? No one would ever harm a book! Or burn a book? Or ban a book? Never!

5. I’m going to continue to get creeped out by old guys who are into young ladies. I’m not going to be creeped out by old ladies who like anyone at all, because I watched a lot of Golden Girls when I was young and they’ve acclimated me to the sexuality of Blanche Devereaux. You can’t stop a cougar, alright?

6. I’m going to continue to talk about mental illness and childhood abuse and growing up in less than ideal conditions (and then, of course, hypocritically locking the posts) (because I want to open about this stuff, but until everyone ELSE is also open about it, I also want to be, you know, employed).

7. I’m going to continue on my fight to tell you that you should not be using “literally” that way.

8. I’m going to continue to miss cheese.

9. Did I tell you about how on my elementary school playground there was a metal structure that looked like the Hamburglar’s head and we would climb inside it and it was like being inside of his brain? It’s true. I wish I had a photo of it, but my elementary school playground burned down.

10. This list is getting away from me. I should stop now.