1. Spelling the first name Tom as “Thom.”

2. Pecans. The sexiest tree nut.

3. Shawl collar sweaters on men. MROWR.

4. Ice Cube. It’s the snarl.

5. Also, John C. Reilly:

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6. The names of Instagram filters. Brannan? Sutro? Kelvin? MROWR.

7. The actual instagram filter Hefe.

8. The Cowardly Lion in The Wizard of Oz. Not the actor. The actor as The Cowardly Lion.

9. Johnny Depp.

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10. Inspirational posters modified to nonexistence in corporate settings.

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It just goes to show you that if Charles Manson can get a spouse, anything is possible.

(Except that Ice Cube is actually sexy. Step off. I was here first.)