To those of you who participated in our Fat-Free Thanksgiving Fun:
Yea you! You have once again confirmed your awesomeness. Gold star.

To those who missed out:
I am very disappointed in you. Yes, really.

(deep sigh) Alright. I guess you can come out of the time out corner now. Three hours there was sufficient. I suppose.

Uh uh. Not so fast. Did I say you could get off your knees or that you could leave before you cleaned up that rice?

Yes, put it back in the bag. It hasn't been cooked yet and there are people starving in...well, everywhere.

(shaking head while I watch you clean up the rice)*

To everyone:
Don’t miss out on your chance to win a Seamonkey Ink prize pack!

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*Disclaimer: Neither Grea Alexander nor Seamonkey Ink necessarily support the opinions, methods, statements or beliefs described above. Any attempts to re-enact said punishment is done at the attempter's/attempters' risk. Neither Grea Alexander nor Seamonkey Ink assume any liability for such actions. Any attempts to hold either liable will result in canker sores, herpes,crabs, ulcers, brain damage, hearing loss, powerful erections lasting more than 4 hours and other physical afflictions.