Are you like me? Lost at sea on the internet?
Since I’m always looking for advice, I make an appointment with my internet GURU high up in the mountains—of course.

A long climb!

After an arduous two day climb, I arrive—panting—at his door. We writers are notoriously rather out of shape. We prefer the comfort of a keyboard and a glass of wine!

My GURU

This GURU looks rather austere. No levity with him! But I have come a long way and am determined to ask my question.

ME: GURU,I have a hammer, saw, scr...