As history is written by the victors, today while I was at the gym, I formulated this list in my head. I thought it was an interesting thought experiment. Feel free to leave a comment or disagree. Here she is:

1. No Jews.

2. No Catholics/Catholic Church

3. No detailed account of human history; instead, a single fabricated text with no contradictions that details the origin of our species—possibly indicating aliens; most certainly containing the divine ancestry line of Hitler.

4. No handicap...