DOUCHEBAG LAUNCHES SELF-PROMOTING WEBSITE
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MEDIA CONTACT: john.box68@gmail.com
DOUCHEBAG LAUNCHES SELF-PROMOTING WEBSITE
TOKYO, JAPAN – March 05 – With the purpose of drawing attention to himself and his books, moderately talented but devilishly handsome author/host John Box has launched a new website entitled Pearls Before Swine.
www.pearlsbeforeswine68.com
In announcing the release, Mr. Box was quoted as saying, “Among websites that rate & review comedic novels, blog largely about Japan, and sell used underwear, this has gotta be in the Top 10. Or at least Top 20. Certainly Top 50.”
Mr. Box plans to add a couple new book reviews and blog posts each month (subscribe at the website) and upon request pictures of guys sporting ironic mustaches being slapped. He also plans to someday share with the public fool-proof instructions on how to save the world. But let’s not hold our breath.
John Box is a native of New York. He received a Bachelor’s Degree in massage therapy from Rutgers University and has been known to correctly answer $100 and $200 Jeopardy questions. He also appreciates the idea of a Masters Degree in Creative Writing from Oregon State University. He currently has two books out, Memoirs of a Douchebag and American MaleWhore in Tokyo, both of which his family are trying very hard to forget.
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
MEDIA CONTACT: john.box68@gmail.com
DOUCHEBAG LAUNCHES SELF-PROMOTING WEBSITE
TOKYO, JAPAN – March 05 – With the purpose of drawing attention to himself and his books, moderately talented but devilishly handsome author/host John Box has launched a new website entitled Pearls Before Swine.
www.pearlsbeforeswine68.com
In announcing the release, Mr. Box was quoted as saying, “Among websites that rate & review comedic novels, blog largely about Japan, and sell used underwear, this has gotta be in the Top 10. Or at least Top 20. Certainly Top 50.”
Mr. Box plans to add a couple new book reviews and blog posts each month (subscribe at the website) and upon request pictures of guys sporting ironic mustaches being slapped. He also plans to someday share with the public fool-proof instructions on how to save the world. But let’s not hold our breath.
John Box is a native of New York. He received a Bachelor’s Degree in massage therapy from Rutgers University and has been known to correctly answer $100 and $200 Jeopardy questions. He also appreciates the idea of a Masters Degree in Creative Writing from Oregon State University. He currently has two books out, Memoirs of a Douchebag and American MaleWhore in Tokyo, both of which his family are trying very hard to forget.
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