"I like the way this pen writes. It is very smooth and comfortable to hold, as well. Incidentally, I should like to know if there are any pecans worth trying. You see, a gnarwhal came a'calling, seeking solace. But I turned him away, noticing the linguine stains upon the left side of his petticoat. I hope he knows what the penguins want: otherwise, he would need a brick."

I found that scribbled on a piece of paper today while going through a box of old writings. I don't know if I had just gotten done reading Dr. Seuss or Edward Gorey, but I had to laugh... Man! What was I on????