I've been so busy updating my blog that I forgot to update *this* blog. In the time between my last update and this one...well things have been madly busy. I performed at the Edinburgh Book Festival. Aye Write. Toured lots of Scottish school libraries. Built my cult up. And now, finally, my third novel of mondo weirdo YA is here.

It's called NORTH OF PORTER. A teenage boy takes on a serial killer in a small town filled with crop circles and secrets. The boy, a bitchy snooty teen named Porter, is armed with a handbag and a very sharp wit.

Honestly he isn't based on me.

Expect lots of twists, turns, and laser gun burns with this one!