Greetings!

And congratulations on finding my blog, Internet space-time travelers! I know it wasn’t easy: between the EM band of pop music landmines stretching from Earth to Pluto and beyond,the blackhole of Youtube videos exerting their irresistible gravitational force, and the ever-present Facebook drama playing out at the border of reality and hyperbole on the fringes of space, the journey was arduous, awesome, and sometimes downright adorable. (Because let’s not forget the omnipresent arm...