Pond Scummy Books (27 books)

Have you ever read a book that was like sticky, slimy pond scum that squelches under your feet when you swim in a lake?
Or just a generally bad/cringey/disgusting/weird book? Well, then, this is the list for you.
BRING IN THE POND SCUM!!

(Books that are like the lid of a garbage bin--touch it quickly then flinch back, lest the germs/odor touch(es) you--are also acceptable.)

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1	Shatter Me (Shatter Me, #1) by Tahereh Mafi 3.84 avg rating — 1,236,019 ratings score: 300, and 3 people voted	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
2	Fifty Shades Trilogy (Fifty Shades, #1-3) by E.L. James (Goodreads Author) 4.11 avg rating — 132,123 ratings score: 296, and 3 people voted	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
3	Unravel Me (Shatter Me, #2) by Tahereh Mafi 4.10 avg rating — 768,444 ratings score: 198, and 2 people voted	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
4	Ignite Me (Shatter Me, #3) by Tahereh Mafi 4.45 avg rating — 680,052 ratings score: 196, and 2 people voted	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
5	Restore Me (Shatter Me, #4) by Tahereh Mafi 4.14 avg rating — 422,150 ratings score: 194, and 2 people voted	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
5	The Leopard King (Ars Numina, #1) by Ann Aguirre (Goodreads Author) 3.59 avg rating — 2,437 ratings score: 194, and 2 people voted	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
7	Candy Girl: A Year in the Life of an Unlikely Stripper by Diablo Cody 3.57 avg rating — 13,734 ratings score: 191, and 2 people voted	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
8	The Goldfinch by Donna Tartt 3.96 avg rating — 1,046,340 ratings score: 100, and 1 person voted	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
8	A Story of Yesterday by Sergio Cobo 4.53 avg rating — 20,884 ratings score: 100, and 1 person voted	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
10	karlmarx. com: A Love Story by Susan Coll (Goodreads Author) 2.67 avg rating — 33 ratings score: 99, and 1 person voted	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
10	Le grand cahier by Ágota Kristóf 4.17 avg rating — 16,569 ratings score: 99, and 1 person voted	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
10	Una historia de ayer by Sergio Cobo 4.53 avg rating — 20,884 ratings score: 99, and 1 person voted	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
13	Monsieur Pamplemousse (Monsieur Pamplemousse Mystery, Book 1) by Michael Bond 3.59 avg rating — 568 ratings score: 98, and 1 person voted	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
13	I Temporarily Do (Cordially Invited #1) by Ellie Cahill (Goodreads Author) 3.86 avg rating — 8,637 ratings score: 98, and 1 person voted	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
15	The Old Wine Shades (Richard Jury Mysteries 20) by Martha Grimes (Goodreads Author) 3.59 avg rating — 3,388 ratings score: 97, and 1 person voted	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
15	A Breath of Seduction (An Unlikely Husband #4) by Mary Campisi (Goodreads Author) 3.59 avg rating — 1,539 ratings score: 97, and 1 person voted	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
17	Defy Me (Shatter Me, #5) by Tahereh Mafi 4.26 avg rating — 365,636 ratings score: 96, and 1 person voted	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
17	Devil in Winter (Wallflowers, #3) by Lisa Kleypas (Goodreads Author) 4.20 avg rating — 99,682 ratings score: 96, and 1 person voted	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
19	Paris Trout by Pete Dexter 3.89 avg rating — 7,095 ratings score: 95, and 1 person voted	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
19	The Reluctant Duchess by Catherine Winchester 3.69 avg rating — 297 ratings score: 95, and 1 person voted	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
21	Greenlights by Matthew McConaughey (Goodreads Author) 4.20 avg rating — 463,928 ratings score: 94, and 1 person voted	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
22	The Harlot Countess (Wicked Deceptions, #2) by Joanna Shupe (Goodreads Author) 3.73 avg rating — 3,133 ratings score: 93, and 1 person voted	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
22	Lady Chatterley's Lover by D.H. Lawrence 3.50 avg rating — 138,506 ratings score: 93, and 1 person voted	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
24	The Admiral's Penniless Bride by Carla Kelly 3.86 avg rating — 2,893 ratings score: 92, and 1 person voted	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
25	Devil's Bride (Cynster, #1) by Stephanie Laurens (Goodreads Author) 4.06 avg rating — 23,844 ratings score: 91, and 1 person voted	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
26	The Finer Things (Saint Georges, #2) by Brenda Joyce 3.73 avg rating — 518 ratings score: 90, and 1 person voted	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
27	Secret Desires of a Gentleman (Girl Bachelors, #3) by Laura Lee Guhrke (Goodreads Author) 3.84 avg rating — 3,424 ratings score: 89, and 1 person voted	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars