3.83 avg rating — 60 ratings

"A head shot in stormy seas from 500 yards away? A sound wave ray gun? I physically threw this book across the room after only 5 pages. A week later I tried again, same result: book bouncing off the wall in anger. Total pages read: 10"

3.16 avg rating — 469 ratings

"I'm an ugly slob and I don't want my fat slob of a girlfriend to better herself...couldn't even get halfway into the book. Total pages read: 100"

3.59 avg rating — 63,019 ratings

"A book about a man who runs from responsiblity, add a dash of extra boring, leave out any plot. "