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“I mean, how sad is it that I needed a freaking Facebook profile to tell me my boyfriend was no longer my boyfriend? As if Facebook is the official record keeper of relationships and you have to confirm all breakups and hookups with this sacred online registrar before you can consider them certified and approved.”
― Jessica Brody, The Karma Club

“Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that.
- T-shirt”
― Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right

“My fore-parts, as you so ineloquently put it, have names.”

I pointed to my right breast. “This is Danger.” Then my left. “And this is Will Robinson. I would appreciate it if you addressed them accordingly.”

After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, “You named your breasts?”

I turned my back to him with a shrug. “I named my ovaries, too, but they don’t get out as much.”
― Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right

“Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.”
― Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right

“In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche

“God has no religion.”
― Mahatma Gandhi

“إن الله سيعاقب أولئك الذين لم يجربوا الحب و لو مرة واحدة في حياتهم”
― هاني نقشبندي, اختلاس

“إن الله يخلق الإنسان في منتصف الطريق دائماً. فإما أن يمضي إلى الأمام، أو يبقى حيث تركه الله”
― هاني نقشبندي, اختلاس