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“Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that.
- T-shirt”
― First Grave on the Right
- T-shirt”
― First Grave on the Right
“إن الله سيعاقب أولئك الذين لم يجربوا الحب و لو مرة واحدة في حياتهم”
― اختلاس
― اختلاس
“Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.”
― First Grave on the Right
― First Grave on the Right
“In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.”
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“My fore-parts, as you so ineloquently put it, have names.”
I pointed to my right breast. “This is Danger.” Then my left. “And this is Will Robinson. I would appreciate it if you addressed them accordingly.”
After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, “You named your breasts?”
I turned my back to him with a shrug. “I named my ovaries, too, but they don’t get out as much.”
― First Grave on the Right
I pointed to my right breast. “This is Danger.” Then my left. “And this is Will Robinson. I would appreciate it if you addressed them accordingly.”
After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, “You named your breasts?”
I turned my back to him with a shrug. “I named my ovaries, too, but they don’t get out as much.”
― First Grave on the Right
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