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“This city of stone,” Dante said. “It’s probably Paititi.” “What’s Paititi?” Charlie asked. Dante reacted with surprise. “You mean there’s something you don’t know?” “I’m only twelve,” Charlie said. “I haven’t had time to learn everything yet. Like, I still haven’t figured out why you haven’t asked Milana out even though you’re obviously crushing on her.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Charlie Thorne and the Lost City

“Barbarius swung his massive fist into Barbarius’s face.”
― Splendiferous Steve, The Quest for the Obsidian Pickaxe 8: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Hey, JediJedf?” “It’s actually JediJeff.” “What? Why didn’t you correct me before?” JediJeff shrugged. “People said you get angry too easily. I didn’t want to deal with that.” My face turned red. “Who said that?!? I’m going to kick their –” “I guess I was right.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 29

“There is a word in the English language that follows the rules bellow: a. The first two letters indicate a man. b. The first three letters indicate a woman. c. The first four letters refer to a brave man. d. The entire word refers to a brave woman.”
― Brett Williams, Riddles for Kids: 150 Riddles and Brain Teasers That Will Leave Kids and Their Families Stumped

“Why are 1995 pennies worth less than 2018 pennies?”
― Brett Williams, Riddles for Kids: 150 Riddles and Brain Teasers That Will Leave Kids and Their Families Stumped

“Got it, old chap,” said Porkins. “Let’s give these blaggards a darn good thrashing. Pip pip, tally-ho, chocks away!”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 35: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“I have towns with no hope, hills with no slope. I have forests with no trees and a rose with no leaves. What am I?”
― Charles Berry, Riddles: The 100 Best “What Am I?” Riddles Ever Made

“Well, okay, if you break it down into parts then a supersonic ray gun will need…ah…rays…and, um, supersonic-ness.”
― Lee M. Winter, What Reggie Did on the Weekend: Seriously!

“Make cabbage illegal (anyone caught growing, cooking, or eating cabbage will be sent straight to prison). Make ice-cream free (duh!) Make it the law that bread must be baked without crusts. Ban school. (This could be going too far. I might decide that school can be taught on Wednesdays. Wednesday mornings. I’ll think about it.) Make the 25th of every month Christmas Day (or just Lots of Presents for Kids Day if you don’t do Christmas). Make it the law that parents have to take kids to Disneyland at least twice a year, (more if they want to).”
― Lee M. Winter, What Reggie Did on the Weekend: Seriously!

“You’re very tidy,’ Dan said. ‘You can come and tidy my room if you like.’ ‘Ferdy cannot do the impossible,’ Ferdy said.”
― Darrell Pitt, Teen Superheroes Box Set Books 1 - 7

“I am, my love.” “Okay, you’ve really got to lay off that ‘my love’ stuff,” said Carl. “It’s making me want to chuck up my lunch.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 37: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“How many horses have Dave's friends left behind? Far too many. Dave should be banned from owning a horse.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 37: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“If you spawned in a new world what items would you fill your inventory with? (you can have 14 slots) 896 baked potatoes.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 37: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“he pays people to quit their jobs.”
― Dr. Block, Dark Fate

“A story to make us brave.”
― S.D. Smith, Ember Rising

“Goodacre”
― Tamsin Winter, Being Miss Nobody

“DarnBoi”
― Dr. Block, Firestorm