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“Make cabbage illegal (anyone caught growing, cooking, or eating cabbage will be sent straight to prison). Make ice-cream free (duh!) Make it the law that bread must be baked without crusts. Ban school. (This could be going too far. I might decide that school can be taught on Wednesdays. Wednesday mornings. I’ll think about it.) Make the 25th of every month Christmas Day (or just Lots of Presents for Kids Day if you don’t do Christmas). Make it the law that parents have to take kids to Disneyland at least twice a year, (more if they want to).”
― Lee M. Winter, What Reggie Did on the Weekend: Seriously!

“Goodacre”
― Tamsin Winter, Being Miss Nobody

“If you spawned in a new world what items would you fill your inventory with? (you can have 14 slots) 896 baked potatoes.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 37: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“he pays people to quit their jobs.”
― Dr. Block, Dark Fate