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“Hey, JediJedf?” “It’s actually JediJeff.” “What? Why didn’t you correct me before?” JediJeff shrugged. “People said you get angry too easily. I didn’t want to deal with that.” My face turned red. “Who said that?!? I’m going to kick their –” “I guess I was right.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 29

“Barbarius swung his massive fist into Barbarius’s face.”
― Splendiferous Steve, The Quest for the Obsidian Pickaxe 8: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“I have towns with no hope, hills with no slope. I have forests with no trees and a rose with no leaves. What am I?”
― Charles Berry, Riddles: The 100 Best “What Am I?” Riddles Ever Made

“This city of stone,” Dante said. “It’s probably Paititi.” “What’s Paititi?” Charlie asked. Dante reacted with surprise. “You mean there’s something you don’t know?” “I’m only twelve,” Charlie said. “I haven’t had time to learn everything yet. Like, I still haven’t figured out why you haven’t asked Milana out even though you’re obviously crushing on her.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Charlie Thorne and the Lost City