「Nick」

“The Seven Dwarfs were all in the bathtub feeling happy; so Happy got out.”
― Full Sea Books, The BIG Triple Joke Book - 1,289 Funny Jokes, Fun Facts & Brain Teaser Riddles!

“Have you recently been using a candy cane as a dildo?”
― Adam Kay, Twas The Nightshift Before Christmas

“He gripped Noa’s hand tighter and reached out with his other arm, brushing his fingertips along Noa’s cheek. Noa grabbed it, holding it in place. Haru’s hand was warm against his own, flushed skin. “I’m not gay,” he murmured. Haru held his gaze. Waited. “But I’m not straight either . . .” Clearly, he thought. Haru’s lip quirked. “I’m in love with you, Haru.”
― Carola Elvira, Change of Heart

“How lovely,” said Marie, and I gave her an admiring smile. She had been well-trained. “Viktoria? What is this?” Horace sounded far from impressed. “Aren’t you a little old to be gallivanting around with the young ones?” “Certainly not.”
― Melanie Cellier, The Princess Game: A Reimagining of Sleeping Beauty