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  • #1
    Bill Watterson
    “In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.”
    Bill Watterson

  • #2
    Yamamoto Tsunetomo
    “There is surely nothing other than the single purpose of the present moment. A man's whole life is a succession of moment after moment. There will be nothing else to do, and nothing else to pursue. Live being true to the single purpose of the moment.”
    Yamamoto Tsunetomo, Hagakure: The Book of the Samurai

  • #3
    Johann David Wyss
    “It was one of those happy days that God grants us sometimes on earth to give us an idea of the bliss of heaven.”
    Johann David Wyss, The Swiss Family Robinson

  • #4
    Johann David Wyss
    “A noble mind finds its purest joy in the accomplishment of its duty, and to that willingly sacrifices its inclination.”
    Johann David Wyss, The Swiss Family Robinson; or Adventures in a Desert Island

  • #5
    Bill Watterson
    “Reality continues to ruin my life.”
    Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

  • #6
    Bill Watterson
    “Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.”
    Bill Watterson

  • #7
    Bill Watterson
    “I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.”
    Bill Watterson

  • #8
    Bill Watterson
    “People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.”
    Bill Watterson, The Calvin and Hobbes Tenth Anniversary Book

  • #9
    Bill Watterson
    “The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.”
    Bill Watterson

  • #10
    Bill Watterson
    “There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
    Bill Watterson

  • #11
    Bill Watterson
    “You know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change, but pretty soon...everything's different.”
    Bill Watterson

  • #12
    Bill Watterson
    “If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently. ”
    Bill Watterson

  • #13
    Bill Watterson
    “I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep my expectations.”
    Bill Watterson

  • #14
    Bill Watterson
    “God put me on earth to accomplish certain things. Right now, I’m so far behind, I’ll never die.”
    Bill Watterson

  • #15
    Bill Watterson
    “That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.”
    Bill Watterson

  • #16
    Bill Watterson
    “I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”
    Bill Watterson

  • #17
    Bill Watterson
    “Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.”
    Bill Watterson, The Calvin and Hobbes Tenth Anniversary Book

  • #18
    Bill Watterson
    “How come we play war and not peace?"
    "Too few role models.”
    Bill Watterson

  • #19
    Bill Watterson
    “I've been thinking Hobbes"
    "On a weekend?"
    "Well, it wasn't on purpose”
    Bill Watterson

  • #20
    Bill Watterson
    “I'd hate to have a kid like me.”
    Bill Watterson, The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury

  • #21
    Bill Watterson
    “To invent your own life's meaning is not easy, but it's still allowed, and I think you'll be happier for the trouble.”
    Bill Watterson

  • #22
    Mark Twain
    “The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.”
    Mark Twain

  • #23
    Mark Twain
    “I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.”
    Mark Twain

  • #24
    Mark Twain
    “A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.”
    Mark Twain

  • #25
    Mark Twain
    “Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.”
    Mark Twain

  • #26
    Mark Twain
    “Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.”
    Mark Twain

  • #27
    Mark Twain
    “I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
    Mark Twain

  • #28
    Mark Twain
    “God created war so that Americans would learn geography.”
    Mark Twain

  • #29
    Mark Twain
    “Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.”
    Mark Twain

  • #30
    Mark Twain
    “Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.”
    Mark Twain, Following the Equator: A Journey Around the World



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