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  • #1
    George Orwell
    “In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.”
    George Orwell

  • #2
    Christopher Moore
    “Nobody's perfect. Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him....”
    Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal

  • #3
    Vladimir Lenin
    “Freedom in capitalist society always remains about the same as it was in ancient Greek republics: Freedom for slave owners.”
    Vladimir Lenin

  • #4
    Niccolò Machiavelli
    “The first method for estimating the intelligence of a ruler is to look at the men he has around him.”
    Niccolò Machiavelli, The Prince

  • #5
    Douglas MacArthur
    “The enemy is in front of us, the enemy is behind us, the enemy is to the right and to the left of us. They can't get away this time!”
    Douglas MacArthur

  • #6
    Matt Groening
    “Of course I’ve gone mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It’s boring and no one listens to you!
    — Russ Cargill”
    Matt Groening

  • #7
    Bill Hicks
    “I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes.”
    Bill Hicks

  • #8
    Paul Gauguin
    “Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.”
    Paul Gauguin

  • #9
    Albert Einstein
    “If you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #10
    George Plimpton
    “I never understood people who don't have bookshelves.”
    George Plimpton

  • #12
    Friedrich Nietzsche
    “Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed.”
    Friedrich Nietzsche

  • #13
    Robert E. Howard
    “The more I see of what you call civilization, the more highly I think of what you call savagery!”
    Robert E. Howard, King Kull

  • #14
    The Economist
    “A lot of the people who read a bestselling novel, for example, do not read much other fiction. By contrast, the audience for an obscure novel is largely composed of people who read a lot. That means the least popular books are judged by people who have the highest standards, while the most popular are judged by people who literally do not know any better. An American who read just one book this year was disproportionately likely to have read ‘The Lost Symbol’, by Dan Brown. He almost certainly liked it.”
    The Economist

  • #15
    Edgar Allan Poe
    “Believe nothing you hear, and only one half that you see.”
    Edgar Allan Poe

  • #16
    Robert Bloch
    “Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk.”
    Robert Bloch

  • #17
    Chuck Palahniuk
    “Most of the laugh tracks on television were recorded in the early 1950’s. These days, most of the people you hear laughing are dead.”
    Chuck Palahniuk

  • #18
    Justin Alcala
    “Which is the true nightmare, the horrific dream that you have in your sleep or the dissatisfied reality that awaits you when you awake?”
    Justin Alcala

  • #19
    Jean Lorrain
    “It is the sheer ugliness and banality of everyday life which turns my blood to ice and makes me cringe in terror.”
    Jean Lorrain

  • #20
    Fredric Brown
    “THERE IS A LOVELY LITTLE horror story about the peasant who started through the haunted wood—the wood that was, people said, inhabited by devils who took any mortal who came their way. But the peasant thought, as he walked slowly along:

    I am a good man and have done no wrong. If devils can harm me, then there isn't any justice.

    A voice behind him said, “There isn't.”
    Fredric Brown

  • #21
    Colin Wilson
    “The worst crimes are not committed by evil degenerates, but by decent and intelligent people taking 'pragmatic' decisions.”
    Colin Wilson, A Criminal History of Mankind

  • #22
    Colin Wilson
    “Human intelligence is a function of man’s evolutionary urge; the scientist and the philosopher hunger for truth because they are tired of being merely human.”
    Colin Wilson, The Mind Parasites

  • #23
    Fredric Brown
    “The shortest horror story:

    The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.”
    Frederic Brown

  • #24
    David  Wong
    “Fred said, “Man, I think he’s gonna make a fuckin’ suit of human skin, using the best parts from each of us.”
    “Holy crap,” said John. “He’ll be gorgeous.”
    David Wong, John Dies at the End

  • #25
    Caleb Carr
    “It is the greatest truth of our age: Information is not knowledge.”
    Caleb Carr

  • #26
    Woody Allen
    “Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.”
    Woody Allen

  • #27
    Werner Heisenberg
    “Not only is the Universe stranger than we think, it is stranger than we can think.”
    Werner Heisenberg, Across the Frontiers

  • #28
    Philip K. Dick
    “It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.”
    Philip K. Dick, VALIS

  • #29
    Woody Allen
    “I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment.”
    Woody Allen, The Illustrated Woody Allen Reader
    tags: life

  • #30
    Stephen  King
    “Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win.”
    Stephen King

  • #31
    H.P. Lovecraft
    “The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.”
    H. P. Lovecraft



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