Wanderings End > Wanderings's Quotes

“I think the very word stalking implies that you're not supposed to like it. Otherwise, it would be called 'fluffy harmless observation time'.”
― Molly Harper

“If you want to hurt me fine. Take my books. Burn down my house. Shave my head while I'm sleeping. But nobody nobody screws with my dog.”
― Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs

“If God didn't want us to eat the animals, He wouldn't have made them so tasty.”
― Molly Harper, How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf

“He's like that with everybody. Don't take it personally. Some people were just born with a pinecone shoved up their butts.
In Cooper's case, it's lodged sideways.”
― Molly Harper, How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf

“The brain may die, but my compulsion for useless trivia lives on.”
― Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs

“Vampires have bright eyes glistening white teeth unnaturally smooth skin and a certain animal magnetism. If they aren't pretty they starve. It's sort of like life in Los Angeles.”
― Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs

“Note to self: Try to stop reacting to surprises like a cartoon character.”
Jane Jameson”
― Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs

“What do you want from me, Maggie? Advice? Absolution? Go forth and be a bitch no more.”
― Molly Harper, How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf

“Does Hallmark make a “Sorry I tried to drink your blood and touched you in a vaguely inappropriate manner” card? I settled for “How much do you remember?”
― Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs

“You're right, it was a bad phone," I said, lifting an eyebrow. "Look at it, lying there, all superior. The phone had it coming.”
― Molly Harper, The Art of Seducing a Naked Werewolf

“Trivia monologue. You are so the man for me.”
― Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs

“Look, over the years, my unique sense of humor and perverse grasp of honesty may have led to some hurt feelings and long-held grudges. But overall, I'm a pretty likable person.”
― Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Bite Their Neighbors

“...and challenging your neighborhood to a round of competitive outdoor decorating. Because you’re not really celebrating the birth of Jesus unless your house can be spotted by passing aircraft.”
― Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Date Dead Men

“I wonder if it would be unethical for me to turn James Marsters? And then force him to fake the Cockney accent? And then make him my love monkey?”
― Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Live Forever

“Wait until you meet my family. At Thanksgiving, we kill everything we can find, put it into a pot, and call it 'holiday gumbo'.”
― Molly Harper, A Witch's Handbook of Kisses and Curses

“Misery, thy name is Mudslide”
― Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs

“You can take the girl out of the library, but you can't take the neurotic, compulsively curious librarian out of the girl.”
― Molly Harper, The Undead In My Bed

“Contrary to popular myth, werewolves myth, werewolves are born, not made. No matter how many times they bite someone, that person will not turn, though they will probably bleed profusely and will definitely be annoyed.”
― Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs

“Dick called, but he just left dirty voice-mail messages. Let's just say if I'm ever in the market for a massage involving canola oil and marabou feathers, I'm covered.”
― Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs

“There was not a lot of room for someone like me, who kept the gossip mill running like a hamster wheel.”
― Molly Harper, Driving Mr. Dead

“When one door closes, another one opens. I might just have to do a little breaking and entering to get the right one for me.”
― Mariana Zapata, Kulti