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    Steve Martin
    “Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything.”
    ― Steve Martin
    tags: french, humor
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    Steve Martin
    “Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.”
    ― Steve Martin
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    Steve Martin
    “... you're nuts but you're welcome here.”
    ― Steve Martin
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    Steve Martin
    “We've had some fun tonight...considering we're all gonna die someday.”
    ― Steve Martin
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    Steve Martin
    “The banjo is such a happy instrument--you can't play a sad song on the banjo - it always comes out so cheerful.”
    ― steve martin
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    Steve Martin
    “I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.”
    ― Steve Martin
    tags: human-nature, humor, unexpected-humor
    301 likes

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    Steve Martin
    “The operation was a success, but I'm afraid the doctor is dead.”
    ― Steve Martin
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    Steve Martin
    “I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.”
    ― Steve Martin
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    Steve Martin
    “Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.”
    ― Steve Martin
    tags: comedy, humor
    121 likes

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  • #10
    Steve Martin
    “Somewhere in the world is...The world's worst doctor and he could be yours.”
    ― Steve Martin
    82 likes

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  • #11
    Steve Martin
    “Why sip from a tea cup, when you can drink from the river.”
    ― Steve Martin, L.A. Story and Roxanne: Screenplays
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    Steve Martin
    “Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.”
    ― Steve Martin
    tags: criticize, empathy, funny, humor
    258 likes

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  • #13
    Steve Martin
    “Be so good they can't ignore you.”
    ― Steve Martin
    tags: hater, haters, life
    371 likes

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  • #14
    Steve Martin
    “I just gave my cat a bath. Now how do I get all this fur off my tounge?”
    ― Steve Martin
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  • #15
    Steve Martin
    “...just remember, darling, it is pain that changes our lives.”
    ― Steve Martin, Shopgirl
    tags: insightful, inspirational, thoughtful
    40 likes

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  • #16
    Steve Martin
    “How many people have never raised their hand before?”
    ― Steve Martin, Born Standing Up: A Comic's Life
    tags: humor
    32 likes

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  • #17
    Steve Martin
    “she is nearing forty and not so easily forgiven as when her skin bloomed like roses.”
    ― Steve Martin, An Object of Beauty
    tags: beauty, truth
    15 likes

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  • #18
    Steve Martin
    “I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.”
    ― Steve Martin
    tags: comedy, life-and-living
    51 likes

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  • #19
    Steve Martin
    “I guess I wouldn't believe in anything anymore if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch.”
    ― Steve Martin
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    Steve Martin
    “I opened the show with this line: "I have decided to give the greatest performance of my life! Oh, wait, sorry, that's tomorrow night.”
    ― Steve Martin, Born Standing Up: A Comic's Life
    tags: humor
    25 likes

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  • #21
    Steve Martin
    “All of life’s riddles are answered in the movies.”
    ― Steve Martin
    9 likes



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