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#1

“Pity those who don't feel anything at all.”
― Sarah J. Maas, A Court of Thorns and Roses

tags: emotions, pity

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#2

“Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that.
- T-shirt”
― Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right

tags: humor, humour

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#3

“You can’t shoot me; I’m rich!” Yizhi slips through the opening created.”
― Xiran Jay Zhao, Iron Widow

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#4

“Tink's a Disney whore' - Jenks”
― Kim Harrison, Dead Witch Walking

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#5

“This is a witchocracy, not a democracy. Clear?”
― Kim Harrison, Dead Witch Walking

tags: rachel-morgan

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#6

“Rachel's witchcraft is whiter than her ass.”
― Kim Harrison, Dead Witch Walking

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#7

“All right, all right! Don’t lose your panties. No, wait. You don’t have any, do you?”
― Kim Harrison, Dead Witch Walking

tags: jenks

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#8

“Everything was going too well. Something had to be wrong.”
― Kim Harrison, Dead Witch Walking

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#9

“Slicker than snot on a door handle.”
― Kim Harrison, Dead Witch Walking

tags: magic, paranormal, vampires, witches

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#10

“You bet your Grannie's Panties I will.”
― Kim Harrison, Dead Witch Walking

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#11

“You think my kids just popped out of the ground?”
― Kim Harrison, Dead Witch Walking

tags: jenks

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#12

“An integral part of any best friend's job is to immediately clear your computer history if you die.”
― Darynda Jones, Third Grave Dead Ahead

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#13

“I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels.”
― Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right

tags: alcohol, drinking, humor, optimism

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#14

“I may not look like much, but I'm an expert at pretending to be a ninja.”
― Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right

tags: humor, ninja

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#15

“You cannot appease someone into loving or respecting you.”
― Xiran Jay Zhao, Iron Widow

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#16

“Oh, yeah, insanity ran deep in the roots of that family tree.’ (Talon)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Night Embrace

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#17

“Only a fool took a remote from a god.”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Night Embrace

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#18

“hope rises after letting go”
― Alexandra Vasiliu, Healing Is a Gift: Poems for Those Who Need to Grow

tags: inspirational-quotes

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#19

“you are not a collection of bad experiences”
― Alexandra Vasiliu, Healing Is a Gift: Poems for Those Who Need to Grow

tags: inspirational

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#20

“In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.”
― Robert Frost

tags: life

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#21

“For anyone who has wondered what their life might look like at the end of the road not taken.”
― Blake Crouch, Dark Matter

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#22

“Terrific. A bisexual dominant vampire with kidnapping expertise.”
― J.R. Ward, Lover Unbound

tags: black-dagger-brotherhood, humor, paranormal-romance, vampire

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#23

“We all bear scars,... Mine just happen to be more visible than most.”
― Sarah J. Maas, Throne of Glass

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#23

“Males are horrible creatures, aren’t they?”
― Sarah J. Maas, A Court of Mist and Fury

tags: a-court-of-mist-and-fury, acomaf, amren, males

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#24

“Libraries were full of ideas—perhaps the most dangerous and powerful of all weapons.”
― Sarah J. Maas, Throne of Glass

tags: ideas, libraries, sarah-j-maas, throne-of-glass

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#24

“There are good days and hard days for me—even now. Don’t let the hard days win.”
― Sarah J. Maas, A Court of Mist and Fury

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#25

“You're shagging a woman who can turn into a dragon? Blast you, Charles, I am sick with envy!”
― Jeaniene Frost, One Grave at a Time

tags: ian

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#26

“Don't care for her tongue, do you? How strange. I find it one of my favorite parts.

Bones to Gregor”
― Jeaniene Frost, Destined for an Early Grave

tags: bones, cat, humor

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#27

“Movies. Drinks. Headless chickens. You know, girl stuff. ”
― Jeaniene Frost, Destined for an Early Grave

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#28

“Before we go, I gotta know: If mind-reading abilities are real, there's something else I wondered if fiction got right about vampires-"

"Ask me if I sparkle and I'll kill you where you stand," Bones cut him off with utmost seriousness.”
― Jeaniene Frost, This Side of the Grave

tags: bones, humor, sparkles

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