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  • #1
    Mae West
    “You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
    ― Mae West

  • #2
    Frank Zappa
    “So many books, so little time.”
    ― Frank Zappa

  • #3
    Carsten Jensen
    “Two drowning people can't save each other. All they can do is drag each other down.”
    ― Carsten Jensen, We, the Drowned

  • #4
    Slade Combs
    “Believe that you are someone worth saving.”
    ― Slade Combs, The Choice: Death Is Just The Beginning

  • #5
    Ruth Reichl
    “Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious.”
    ― Ruth Reichl

  • #6
    Oscar Wilde
    “After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations.”
    ― Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance

  • #7
    Orson Welles
    “Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.”
    ― Orson Welles

  • #8
    James  Patterson
    “Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It's a grain. It's like, like, grits, but with high self-esteem.”
    ― James Patterson, The Angel Experiment

  • #9
    Erma Bombeck
    “Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.”
    ― Erma Bombeck

  • #10
    Writers fish for the right words like fishermen fish for, um, whatever those aquatic creatures
    “Writers fish for the right words like fishermen fish for, um, whatever those aquatic creatures with fins and gills are called. 
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    ― Jarod Kintz, This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

  • #11
    “Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing.”
    ― Joss Whedon

  • #12
    George Bernard Shaw
    “There is no love sincerer than the love of food.”
    ― George Bernard Shaw, BBC Radio presents Man and superman

  • #13
    A.A. Milne
    “What I say is that, if a man really likes potatoes, he must be a pretty decent sort of fellow.”
    ― A.A. Milne

  • #14
    Jarod Kintz
    “I wish my stove came with a Save As button like Word has. That way I could experiment with my cooking and not fear ruining my dinner.”
    ― Jarod Kintz, Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

  • #15
    Lora Brody
    “Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.
    Chocolate isn't like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant.
    And it always feels good.”
    ― Lora Brody

  • #16
    Voltaire
    “Ice-cream is exquisite. What a pity it isn't illegal.”
    ― Voltaire
    tags: food

  • #17
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “You can't just eat good food. You've got to talk about it too. And you've got to talk about it to somebody who understands that kind of food.”
    ― Kurt Vonnegut, Jailbird

  • #18
    Charles de Gaulle
    “How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?”
    ― Charles de Gaulle

  • #19
    Calvin Trillin
    “The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.”
    ― Calvin Trillin

  • #20
    Scott Adams
    “You're thinking I'm one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eating a few strips of bacon is bad for your health. I'm not. I say its a free country and you should be able to kill yourself at any rate you choose, as long as your cold dead body is not blocking my driveway.”
    ― Scott Adams

  • #21
    Jo Brand
    “Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.”
    ― Jo Brand

  • #23
    Abraham Lincoln
    “If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.”
    ― Abraham Lincoln

  • #24
    Ronald Reagan
    “You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. ”
    ― Ronald Reagan

  • #25
    Glenn Beck
    “Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron.”
    ― Glenn Beck

  • #26
    Jarod Kintz
    “Love is like breakfast with Mildred. Who’s Mildred? How the heck should I know? I don’t eat breakfast.”
    ― Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

  • #27
    Jarod Kintz
    “Blood may be thicker than water, but it's certainly not as thick as ketchup. Nor does it go as well with French fries.”
    ― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

  • #28
    Erma Bombeck
    “The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.”
    ― Erma Bombeck

  • #29
    Dora J. Arod
    “My love is pizza shaped. Won’t you have a slice? It’s circular, so there’s enough to go around.
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    ― Dora J. Arod, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

  • #30
    Robert Farrar Capon
    “I like a cook who smiles out loud when he tastes his own work.
    Let God worry about your modesty; I want to see your enthusiasm.”
    ― Robert Farrar Capon

  • #31
    Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra
    “All sorrows are less with bread. ”
    ― Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra



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