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  • #1
    David Eddings
    “Will you never grow up?"
    "I doubt it, and I certainly hope not.”
    David Eddings, Seeress of Kell

  • #2
    Maggie Stiefvater
    “It was true that Blue was just shy of five feet and it was also true that she hadn't eaten her greens, but she'd done the research and she didn't think the two were related.”
    Maggie Stiefvater, Blue Lily, Lily Blue

  • #3
    Terry Pratchett
    “Steal five dollars and you're a common thief. Steal thousands and you're either the government or a hero.”
    Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

  • #4
    “Inside the (Domestic) Sphere women did things which weren't too demanding like childcare, scrubbing the floor, washing the sheets and curtains, sewing on buttons, and coalmining.”
    Jacky Fleming, The Trouble With Women

  • #5
    Maggie Stiefvater
    “But what [Gansey] said was, "I'm going to need everyone to be straight with each other from now on. No more games. This isn't just for Blue, either. All of us."
    Ronan said, "I'm always straight."
    Adam replied, "Oh, man, that's the biggest lie you've ever told."
    Blue said, "Okay.”
    Maggie Stiefvater, The Raven Boys

  • #6
    Terry Pratchett
    “I’d be very worried if I saw a man singing the national anthem and waving the flag, sir. It’s really a thing foreigners do.”
    Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

  • #7
    Terry Pratchett
    “Zoology, eh? That's a big word, isn't it."

    "No, actually it isn't," said Tiffany. "Patronizing is a big word. Zoology is really quite short.”
    Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men

  • #8
    Terry Pratchett
    “the Ankh-Morpork Trespassers' Society was originally the Explorers' Society until Lord Vetinari forcibly insisted that most of the places 'discovered' by the society's members already had people in them, who were already trying to sell snakes to the newcomers.”
    Terry Pratchett, Unseen Academicals

  • #9
    Terry Pratchett
    “If there were such a thing as an inter-city thieving contest, Ankh-Morpork would bring home the trophy and probably everyone’s wallets.”
    Terry Pratchett, Snuff

  • #10
    Terry Pratchett
    “You can't give her that!' she screamed. 'It's not safe!'
    IT'S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY'RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE.
    'She's a child!' shouted Crumley.
    IT'S EDUCATIONAL.
    'What if she cuts herself?'
    THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON.”
    Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

  • #11
    Maggie Stiefvater
    “Adam smiled cheerily. Ronan would start wars and burn cities for that true smile, elastic and amiable.”
    Maggie Stiefvater, The Raven King

  • #12
    A.A. Milne
    “If people ask me,
    I always tell them:
    "Quite well, thank you, I'm very glad to say."
    If people ask me,
    I always answer,
    "Quite well, thank you, how are you today?"
    I always answer,
    I always tell them,
    If they ask me
    Politely...
    BUT SOMETIMES
    I wish

    That they wouldn't”
    A.A. Milne, When We Were Very Young

  • #13
    Terry Pratchett
    “But here's some advice, boy. Don't put your trust in revolutions. They always come around again. That's why they're called revolutions.”
    Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

  • #14
    Jaclyn Moriarty
    “I hope you feel better today. Please ring me at work if you are dead.”
    Jaclyn Moriarty, Feeling Sorry for Celia
    tags: humor

  • #15
    Arthur C. Clarke
    “I'm sure the universe is full of intelligent life. It's just been too intelligent to come here.”
    Arthur C. Clarke

  • #16
    Lemony Snicket
    “It is one of life's bitterest truths that bedtime so often arrives just when things are really getting interesting.”
    Lemony Snicket, The Grim Grotto

  • #17
    Mackenzi Lee
    “Just thinking about all that blood." I nearly shudder. "Doesn't it make you a bit squeamish?"
    "Ladies haven't the luxury of being squeamish about blood," she replies, and Percy and I go fantastically red in unison.”
    Mackenzi Lee, The Gentleman's Guide to Vice and Virtue

  • #18
    Genevieve Cogman
    “Kai might be very non-judgemental when it came to personal gender roles, but he was extremely superior when explaining how non-judgemental he was. “I”
    Genevieve Cogman, The Burning Page

  • #19
    Maggie Stiefvater
    “If it had a social security number, Ronan had fought with it.”
    Maggie Stiefvater, The Raven Boys

  • #20
    Maggie Stiefvater
    “Blue was perfectly aware that it was possible to have a friendship that wasn’t all-encompassing, that wasn’t blinding, deafening, maddening, quickening. It was just that now that she’d had this kind, she didn’t want the other.”
    Maggie Stiefvater, Blue Lily, Lily Blue

  • #21
    Terry Pratchett
    “Apply logic in places where it wasn’t intended to exist.”
    Terry Pratchett, A Slip of the Keyboard: Collected Nonfiction

  • #21
    Maggie Stiefvater
    “Oh, come on,” Ronan said. For starters, it was Henrietta. And for finishers, it was Henrietta. No one got burgled, and if they did, they didn’t get beaten up. And if anyone was going to get beaten up, it wouldn’t be the Lynch brothers. There was very little worse than Ronan in Henrietta, and what worse there was was too busy racing around in a little white Mitsubishi to burgle the remaining Lynches.”
    Maggie Stiefvater, The Dream Thieves

  • #23
    Terry Pratchett
    “Nanny Ogg gave this the same consideration as would a nuclear physicist who'd just been told that someone was banging two bits of sub-critical uranium together to keep warm.”
    Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

  • #24
    Maggie Stiefvater
    “On the other end of the phone, his roommate Ronan Lynch replied, “You missed World Hist. I thought you were dead in a ditch.”
    Gansey (...) asked, “Did you get notes for me?”
    “No,” Ronan replied. “I thought you were dead in a ditch.”
    Maggie Stiefvater, The Raven Boys

  • #24
    Sarah Rees Brennan
    “If I wasn't going to be a world-famous journalist and if I didn't have such respect for truth and justice, I could be an amazing master criminal.”
    Sarah Rees Brennan, Unspoken

  • #25
    Terry Pratchett
    “No enemies had ever taken Ankh-Morpork. Well technically they had, quite often; the city welcomed free-spending barbarian invaders, but somehow the puzzled raiders found, after a few days, that they didn't own their horses any more, and within a couple of months they were just another minority group with its own graffiti and food shops.”
    Terry Pratchett, Eric

  • #26
    Lemony Snicket
    “A short woman might be difficult to see on a crowded city street, particularly if she has disguised herself as a mailbox, and people keep putting letters in her mouth.”
    Lemony Snicket, The Grim Grotto

  • #28
    Terry Pratchett
    “Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.”
    Terry Pratchett, Jingo

  • #29
    Terry Pratchett
    “If you want to change a whole people, then you start with the girls. It stands to reason: they learn faster, and they pass on what they learn to their children.”
    Terry Pratchett, Snuff

  • #30
    Lewis Carroll
    “She generally gave herself very good advice, (though she very seldom followed it).”
    Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland / Through the Looking-Glass



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