Quotes - Kt (abookobsession) (The United States) Showing 1-30 of 384

#1

“Lucifer's bouncing balls, Kitten, not again!”
― Jeaniene Frost, Halfway to the Grave

tags: epithet, expletives

854 likes

#2

“I am going to knock the slut out of you. And that should take some doing, you uppity English tramp!”
― Jeaniene Frost

tags: paranormal-romance

446 likes

#3

“Why don't I just give you a pair of my panties to hang around your neck? Then whenever you feel jealous, you can wave them at whoever's pissing you off.”
― Jeaniene frost

tags: paranormal-romance

507 likes

#4

“You called her Kitten? And she let you? She put me in a coma for three days when I
called her that! My balls never recovered from her smashing them into my spine!”
― Jeaniene Frost, One Foot in the Grave

tags: bones, cat, foot, grave, juan, kitten, one

642 likes

#5

“Let's go, Kitten, before you kill someone else. -Bones”
― Jeaniene Frost, Halfway to the Grave

416 likes

#6

“Where are you, bloodsuckers? Here, fangy, fangy, fangy...”
― Jeaniene Frost, One Foot in the Grave

tags: bones, cat

522 likes

#7

“The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..."

Mencheres to Cat”
― Jeaniene Frost, Destined for an Early Grave

tags: bones, cat, humor

188 likes

#8

“One corpse, extra crispy! Do I hear a thousand dollars? ”
― Jeaniene Frost, Halfway to the Grave

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#9

“Bones has always been smart," I muttered. "His intelligence was just camouflaged under a mountain of p**sy."

Cat”
― Jeaniene Frost, Destined for an Early Grave

tags: bones, cat, humor

252 likes

#10

“Wouldn’t that make a charming epitaph? Here lies Cat. Killed not by fang, but Ferragamos.”
― Jeaniene Frost, One Foot in the Grave

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#12

“Why do these crazy vampires keep trying to collect me?”
― Jeaniene Frost, Destined for an Early Grave

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#13

“Charles, mate, you fret too much. I'm a grown man, I am, and I can blood my handle."
"Handle your blood?" Bones offered dryly.
Ian grinned. "Exactly.”
― Jeaniene Frost

tags: bones, ian, spade, vampires

149 likes

#14

“The moment the door opened I knew an ass-kicking was inevitable. Whether I'd be giving it or receiving it was still a bit of a mystery.”
― Rachel Vincent, Stray

tags: funny

567 likes

#15

“Walking around nude in front of humans was not a good way to keep a low profile with the community. It was an excellent way to make new friends, though.”
― Rachel Vincent , Rogue

tags: humor, nakedness, rogue, vincent

114 likes

#16

“I've seen this episode. This is the one where Sylvester eats Tweety.”
― Rachel Vincent, Shift

56 likes

#17

“There's nothing wrong with you..not even the darkest corner of that beautiful soul. ~ Hunter”
― Vicki Pettersson, City of Souls

tags: city-of-souls, hunter, jo, olivia, zodiac

38 likes

#18

“Sometimes love means letting go when you want to hold on tighter.”
― Melissa Marr, Ink Exchange

tags: love

2611 likes

#19

“He looked good, like sin in a suit.”
― Melissa Marr, Wicked Lovely

tags: ink-exchange, lust, male-beauty, sex-appeal

416 likes

#20

“Sometimes being human sucks.”
― Melissa Marr, Fragile Eternity

tags: seth

176 likes

#21

“That's why I want you there, he said. You're unpredictable, and that can be the difference between success and failure. Most people make decisions in anger, fear, love, or obligation. You make decisions to irritate people.”
― Kim Harrison, For a Few Demons More

tags: rachel, the-hollows, trent

677 likes

#22

“Hey, ah, does anyone want a cookie or something? Oh yeah. A cookie. That would make everything better. Dunked in a shot of tequila , maybe? Or better yet, just the bottle? Yeah, that ought to do it.”
― Kim Harrison, Every Which Way But Dead

366 likes

#23

“Plan B?' Ivy said. 'What is plan B?'
Jenks reddened. 'Grab the fish and run like hell,' he muttered, and I almost giggled.”
― Kim Harrison, A Fistful of Charms

tags: fiction, ivy, jenks, rachel-morgan, romance, supernatural, vampire

268 likes

#24

“By Tink's diaphram...!”
― Kim Harrison

119 likes

#25

“Oh for the sweet humpin' love of Tink! ~ Jenks”
― Kim Harrison, The Outlaw Demon Wails

176 likes

#26

“I told you, computers are like women. If you shout at them or ask them to do too many things at once, they shut down and you won't even get a sniff”
― Kim Harrison, The Good, the Bad, and the Undead

238 likes

#27

“Tink's Panties!”
― Kim Harrison

179 likes

#28

“Rachel candy.”
― Kim Harrison

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#29

“But he's Rachel Candy!"
-Both Jenks and Al”
― Kim Harrison, White Witch, Black Curse

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#30