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  • #1
    Sara Gruen
    “When you are five, you know your age down to the month. Even in your twenties, you know how old you are. I'm twenty-three you say, or maybe twenty-seven. But then in your thirties, something strange starts to happen. It is a mere hiccup at first, an instant of hesitation. How old are you? Oh, I'm--you start confidently, but then you stop. You were going to say thirty-three, but you are not. You're thirty-five. And then you're bothered, because you wonder if this is the beginning of the end. It is, of course, but it's decades before you admit it.”
    Sara Gruen, Water for Elephants

  • #2
    Jeaniene Frost
    “Ask me if I sparkle and I’ll kill you where you stand.” (Bones)”
    Jeaniene Frost, This Side of the Grave

  • #3
    Jeaniene Frost
    “See?” I’d whispered to Bones, nudging him with a grin. “He never argues with her. Isn’t that sweet?”
    A snort preceded his response. “Keep dreaming, pet.”
    Jeaniene Frost, This Side of the Grave

  • #4
    Jeaniene Frost
    “You’re not going to let her do this, are you?” Bones snorted. “Let her? Mate, if you think you can control a woman, you must be single—-and a thousand pounds says she beats your arse.”
    Jeaniene Frost, This Side of the Grave

  • #5
    J.R. Ward
    “You are a manipulator.
    I like to think of myself more as an outcome engineer.”
    J.R. Ward, Lover Eternal

  • #6
    J.R. Ward
    “What is your name?" she murmured.
    He cocked an eyebrow at her and then went back to staring at his brother. "I'm the evil one, in case you haven't figured it out."
    "I wanted your name, not your calling."
    "Being a bastard's more of a compulsion, really. And it's Zsadist. I am Zsadist.”
    J.R. Ward, Lover Eternal

  • #7
    Kresley Cole
    “Have you ever fought an opponent you had no defense against? Like a fire breather or an acid spitter?"
    "Once I faced a female with diamond skin," Nix said breathlessly. "I was transfixed - even as she was choking the life out of me."
    "Really?"
    "No, I saw that character on X-Men. I just wanted to commiserate. Alas, I have no weaknesses.”
    Kresley Cole, Pleasure of a Dark Prince

  • #8
    Kresley Cole
    “You leave me tied up like a dog? Then you had better remember that this bitch bites!”
    Kresley Cole, Kiss of a Demon King

  • #9
    Kresley Cole
    “Look, it's not you. It's me, and my inability to dig dirty dudes.”
    Kresley Cole, Demon from the Dark

  • #10
    Kresley Cole
    “Well maybe we need to Cesar Millan their asses and show them who's boss. Tsst, tsst!”
    Kresley Cole, Pleasure of a Dark Prince

  • #11
    Rachel Gibson
    “I can’t believe you grew up and ate a monkey. Worse, I can’t believe I let a guy who ate a monkey kiss my mouth.”
    Honey,I kissed more than your mouth.”
    Rachel Gibson, I'm In No Mood For Love
    tags: humor

  • #12
    Rachel Gibson
    “Max looked around. "Where's your mutt?"
    "Right here, asleep. He won't bite you again. I've talked to him about it, and he's really sorry”
    Rachel Gibson

  • #13
    Groucho Marx
    “When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”
    Groucho Marx

  • #14
    William W. Purkey
    “You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,
    Love like you'll never be hurt,
    Sing like there's nobody listening,
    And live like it's heaven on earth.”
    William W. Purkey

  • #15
    Elbert Hubbard
    “A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.”
    Elbert Hubbard

  • #16
    David Levithan
    “rolf! what? are you really rolling on the floor laughing? well, please stay down there for a sec while I KICK YOUR ASS.”
    David Levithan, Will Grayson, Will Grayson

  • #17
    Maya Angelou
    “I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.”
    Maya Angelou

  • #18
    Søren Kierkegaard
    “Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.”
    Søren Kierkegaard

  • #19
    Oscar Wilde
    “I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
    Oscar Wilde, The Happy Prince and Other Stories

  • #20
    E.L. James
    “Why don't you like to be touched" Ana whispered, staring up into soft grey eyes.
    "Because I'm fifty shades of fucked-up, Anastasia”
    E.L. James, Fifty Shades of Grey

  • #21
    Jeaniene Frost
    “Lucifer's bouncing balls, Kitten, not again!”
    Jeaniene Frost, Halfway to the Grave

  • #22
    Justin Halpern
    “The worst thing you can be is a liar. . . . Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but then number two is liar. Nazi one, liar two.”
    Justin Halpern (Sh*t My Dad Says)

  • #23
    Justin Halpern
    “See, you think I give a shit. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of shit? That's why I look interested.”
    Justin Halpern

  • #24
    Justin Halpern
    “Sometimes life leaves a hundred-dollar bill on your dresser, and you don't realize until later it's because it fucked you.”
    Justin Halpern, Sh*t My Dad Says

  • #25
    Justin Halpern
    “You're going to run into jerk-offs, but remember: It's not the size of the asshole you worry about, it's how much shit comes out of it.”
    Justin Halpern, Sh*t My Dad Says

  • #26
    Justin Halpern
    “You are four years old. You have to shit in the toilet. This is not one of those negotiations where we’ll go back and forth and find a middle ground. This ends with you shitting in a toilet.”
    Justin Halpern



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