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    John Waters
    “If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em!”
    ― John Waters
    tags: books, fuck, profanity, reading
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    Orson Welles
    “Style is knowing who you are, what you want to say, and not giving a damn”
    ― Orson Welles
    tags: fashion, fuck, meaning, style
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  • #3
    Charles Bukowski
    “in this land some of us fuck more than
    we die but most of us die
    better than we fuck”
    ― Charles Bukowski, Love Is a Dog from Hell
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    Patti Smith
    “Well I haven't fucked much with the past,
    But I've fucked plenty with the future.

    - Babelogue”
    ― Patti Smith, Patti Smith Collected Lyrics, 1970-2015: Lyrics, Reflections & Notes for the Future
    tags: lyrics
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  • #5
    David Levithan
    “Fuck this.
    Fuck this wondering. Fuck this trying and trying. Fuck this belief that two people can become one ideal. Fuck this helplessness. Fuck this waiting for something to happen that probably won't ever happen.”
    ― David Levithan, Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist
    tags: fuck, helplessness, rant, unbelief
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  • #6
    Joan Crawford
    “Don't fuck with me, fellas. This ain't my first time at the rodeo.”
    ― Joan Crawford
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  • #7
    Lenny Bruce
    “If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.”
    ― Lenny Bruce
    tags: censorship, fuck, government, profanity
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  • #8
    Samuel Beckett
    “The earth makes a sound as of sighs and the last drops fall from the emptied cloudless sky. A small boy, stretching out his hands and looking up at the blue sky, asked his mother how such a thing was possible. Fuck off, she said.”
    ― Samuel Beckett
    tags: beckett, fuck, irish, off, samuel, writer
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  • #9
    Amy Winehouse
    “What kind of fuckery is this?”
    ― Amy Winehouse
    tags: amy-winehouse, fuck, profanity
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  • #10
    Junnita Jackson
    “I think a man's "wordplay" can be so fucking sexy!!! I love a good mind fuck!!”
    ― Junnita Jackson
    tags: fuck, humor, intelligence, sex, sexy, wordplay, words
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  • #11
    Jodi Picoult
    “if i'm going to fuck up my life, does it really matter which way i do it?.”
    ― Jodi Picoult, Salem Falls
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  • #12
    “Cause if you shoot a bullet someone dies. If you drop a bomb many die. You hit a woman, love dies. But if you say the F-word... nothing actually happens.”
    ― Richard Curtis
    tags: comedy, death, fuck, love, swearing, the-boat-that-rocked
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  • #13
    Jarod Kintz
    “Who’d cum first, you or your clone? To find out, why don’t you go fuck yourself?”
    ― Jarod Kintz, Seriously delirious, but not at all serious
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    Sandra Brown
    “Please forgive me, Mother. I apologize for saying 'fuck.'"

    Then he straightened and addressed Doug. "Which, by the way, was repeated sixty-seven times in this particular film. It has a running length of ninety-four minutes. So last night while watching it, she heard fuck, or a derivative thereof, spoken every one and a half minutes, give or take a few seconds. But if my saying fuck offended her, then I'm fucking sorry.”
    ― Sandra Brown, Smash Cut
    tags: creighton, fuck
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    Emme Rollins
    “Fuck me,” I whispered, giving him permission, taking him into my flesh, a soft invitation to madness.”
    ― Emme Rollins, Dear Rockstar
    tags: crazy, crazy-in-love, crazy-love, crazy-quotes, crazy-stupid-love, erotic-romance, erotic-sex, erotica, erotica-romance, eroticism, fuck, fucking, madness, new-adult, new-adult-contemporary-romance, new-adult-romance, romance, sexy
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  • #16
    “Seth rolled his eyes. “Because you’re such a ladies man.”
    “I can be. I just have standards, is all. I’m very selective about who I choose to spend time with, whereas you’ll fuck anything that moves. And several things that don’t.”
    ― Elle Parker, Like Coffee and Doughnuts
    tags: dino, fuck, funny-humor, seth
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  • #17
    Simon Pegg
    “(on the word "fuck")

    'Oh, come on, Mum,' I sighed at her protest. 'It's just an old Anglo-Saxon word for the female organ which has been adopted by an inherently misogynist language as a negative epithet. It's the same as "fuck", it basically means the same as copulate, but the latter is perfectly acceptable. Why? Because copulate has its roots in Latin and Latin reminds us that we are a sophisticated, learned species, not the rutting animals that these prehistoric grunts would have us appear to be, and isn't that really the issue here? We don't want to admit that we are essentially animals? We want to distinguish ourselves from the fauna with grand conceits and elaborate language; become angels worthy of salvation, not dumb creatures consigned to an earthly, terminal end. It's just a word, Mum; a sound meaning a thing; and your disgust is just denial of a greater horror: that our consciousness is not an indication of our specialness but the terrifying key to knowing how truly insignificant we are.'

    She told me to got fuck myself.”
    ― Simon Pegg, Nerd Do Well
    tags: cuss-words, cussing, fuck, funny, humor, humour, language, latin
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  • #18
    Lisa Glatt
    “I like the word 'fuck'. The word means what it means, but it also means whatever you need it to mean.”
    ― Lisa Glatt, A Girl Becomes a Comma Like That
    tags: a-girl-becomes-a-comma-like-that, definition, fuck, meaning, swear, word
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  • #19
    Lewis Black
    “Now I must leave you as you enter the world that is Fuck. You are fucking lucky to be here. It's almost utopian.”
    ― Lewis Black, The F-Word
    tags: fuck
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  • #20
    Michael Bassey Johnson
    “Take off your damned wrapper! The old buffer ordered, looking intensely at her lower part. Comfort was on her knees, rubbing the old man's dirty feet.
    All her plea and tears continually worsen the whole matter.
    I want to do you harder cos you gonna be fucked by other folks who needs a large hole, said the man, moving towards her.
    Comfort struggled with all her feminine might, but the old masculine but old man ripped her wrapper and slapped her on the face.
    Lie here, Lie here! I'm gonna do what your old man did to your mama and its gonna sweet you.
    She screamed as the man's organ prick her glory hole like a sharp needle.”
    ― Michael Bassey Johnson, Comfort
    tags: abuse, anger, begging, bonking, child-abuse, childhood-abuse, coitus, enslaving, fuck, fucking, housegirl, intercourse, penis, plea, rape, sadism, savage, sex, weird
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  • #21
    M.F. Moonzajer
    “You are a religious and a scholar; what the fuck?”
    ― M.F. Moonzajer
    tags: fuck, religious, scholar
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  • #22
    Crystal Woods
    “(When)
    When you call me nugget.
    When you take pictures of me.
    When you dance.
    When you complement me.
    When you laugh.
    When your eyes squint as you smile.
    When we make love when we're sick.
    I fall more in love with you.”
    ― Crystal Woods, Write like no one is reading
    tags: complement, dance, endearing, fuck, laugh, love, make-love, marriage, nugget, photographs, pictures, relationship, sick, soul-mate, squint, when
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  • #23
    Vera Nazarian
    “To every rule there is an exception—and an idiot ready to demonstrate it. Don't be the one!”
    ― Vera Nazarian, The Perpetual Calendar of Inspiration
    tags: exception, exceptions, fool, fools, idiot, idiots, rule, rules
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