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“Fuck me,” I whispered, giving him permission, taking him into my flesh, a soft invitation to madness.”
― Dear Rockstar
― Dear Rockstar
“I know you. Inside and out, Sara. I know you, and I’ve accepted it all. Every bit of the crazy. And I love you anyway remember?”
― Dear Rockstar
― Dear Rockstar
“Some day, my son, you are going to learn that the two greatest joys of being a man are beating the hell out of someone and getting the hell beaten out of you, good night.”
― I Wanderers
― I Wanderers
“The thought of seeing him had left her a tangled jumble of basket case, complete with a straight jacket for accessory.”
― Mistletoe Magic
― Mistletoe Magic
“I feel a bit like the Willy Wonka of Neon, if you could eat neon, chocolate would be the next best thing”
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“It is my streak of craziness that has saved me from extinction”
― Bhumi: A Collection of Short Stories
― Bhumi: A Collection of Short Stories
“Do you know what's cheaper than therapy? Admitting you're batshit crazy and running with it.”
― Single Dad Laughing: The Best of Year One
― Single Dad Laughing: The Best of Year One
“Planet is an asylum, how can you base a logic on one eating another? It's mad, if you're on planet earth, you're a lunatic.”
― "Darling, it's not only about sex"
― "Darling, it's not only about sex"
“I am crazy and bold enough to think
that I CAN change the world -
one poem, one book, one heart at a time...”
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that I CAN change the world -
one poem, one book, one heart at a time...”
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“Very few people know that my wife actually said, "Hold my beer!" to me as she was in labor and getting ready to bear down. I guess she didn't want to spill it... (Note: for the record, she was NOT drinking alcohol at the time, which would've been both insanely funny, and exceptionally irresponsible).”
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“A guy can only walk the same hallway so many times. Besides, they were all dead when I did it anyways. No pain. Just fun.”
“You’re sick.”
“Sickness is contagious. Be sure to cover your mouth, or else you might catch it.”
― The Community: A Funny and Disturbing Conspiracy Mystery Novel
“You’re sick.”
“Sickness is contagious. Be sure to cover your mouth, or else you might catch it.”
― The Community: A Funny and Disturbing Conspiracy Mystery Novel
“I'm crazy.
I'm so crazy, I laugh in the face of fear, and even failure is afraid to approach me.
I'm extremely crazy that life throws money at me instead of lemons, given that I own lemon farms from the previous lemon it threw at me.
I'm insanely crazy that success follows me around now. Everything I touch is successful.
My kind of crazy builds empires.
Never too crazy to know it's not by my might or strength, but always by God's grace and mercy.
I love being crazy.
I'm Marion Bekoe and I'm crazy AF.”
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I'm so crazy, I laugh in the face of fear, and even failure is afraid to approach me.
I'm extremely crazy that life throws money at me instead of lemons, given that I own lemon farms from the previous lemon it threw at me.
I'm insanely crazy that success follows me around now. Everything I touch is successful.
My kind of crazy builds empires.
Never too crazy to know it's not by my might or strength, but always by God's grace and mercy.
I love being crazy.
I'm Marion Bekoe and I'm crazy AF.”
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“I'm insanely crazy that success follows me around now. Everything I touch is successful.”
― I WILL BE A BILLIONAIRE: The right mindset is the first step towards the journey.
― I WILL BE A BILLIONAIRE: The right mindset is the first step towards the journey.
“When they say your idea is crazy or unattainable, it's a sign to start.”
― I WILL BE A BILLIONAIRE: The right mindset is the first step towards the journey.
― I WILL BE A BILLIONAIRE: The right mindset is the first step towards the journey.
“Isn't it crazy the things we do to feel alive are often the same things that will kill us?”
― I Took a Plane to Die in Denver
― I Took a Plane to Die in Denver
“Have you ever gotten to the point where even eating food, sleeping, or doing anything your brain isn’t head-over-heels crazy about feels like a waste of time?”
“Because that’s how it is for me — doing anything outside what my brain craves feels like wasted time.”
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“Because that’s how it is for me — doing anything outside what my brain craves feels like wasted time.”
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