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  • #1
    Ridley Pearson
    “Smee, you are a supreme idjit."
    "Aye, Cap'n.”
    Dave Barry and Ridley Pearson

  • #2
    Ridley Pearson
    “I... do... not... do... lightning.”
    Ridley Pearson, Disney at Dawn

  • #3
    Ridley Pearson
    “Always trust computer games.”
    Ridley Pearson

  • #4
    Ridley Pearson
    “What do you care more about? The kids or your hair?”
    Ridley Pearson, Disney at Dawn

  • #5
    Ridley Pearson
    “Who's Chernabog?" Grumbled Maybeck.
    Philby answered,"Only the most powerful villian Walt Disney ever created.”
    Ridley Pearson, Disney at Dawn

  • #6
    Ridley Pearson
    “He likes you, too." Finn repeated. "And don't tell me to shut up."
    "Shut up!"
    -Kingdom Keepers, Shell Game”
    Ridley Pearson

  • #7
    Ridley Pearson
    “Wayne was one of the worst drivers Finn had ever met. The bus nearly sideswiped two cars, then veered left and scraped its wheels against the curb, before smashing back down the roadway.”
    Ridley Pearson, Disney After Dark

  • #8
    Ridley Pearson
    “Especially with four insanely angry, sword-carrying pirates bearing down on you, followed closely by an alien with a genetic malfunction that posed like Elvis Presley and looked slightly like a cross between a koala and a cuddly dog.”
    Ridley Pearson, Disney in Shadow

  • #9
    Ridley Pearson
    “What is that in his hand?"
    "A cleaver. As in-"
    "Butcher's knife."
    "You got it."
    "I hope not."
    "He does not look happy."
    "Are you sure it's a he?"
    "I don't want to know.”
    Ridley Pearson

  • #10
    Ridley Pearson
    “Be careful what you wear to bed, because you never know where you might wake up.”
    Ridley Pearson, Disney at Dawn

  • #11
    Ridley Pearson
    “Jez had gone from an evil twin to a sweet, even angelic, girl, all in less than a minute.”
    Ridley Pearson, Disney at Dawn

  • #12
    Ridley Pearson
    “SHUT UP!...PADDLE!”
    Ridley Pearson, Disney After Dark

  • #13
    Ridley Pearson
    “I'm a big girl, Finn.”
    Ridley Pearson, Disney After Dark

  • #14
    Ridley Pearson
    “Finn whispered, "What has a head, thorax, and abdomen, but stands six feet tall?"
    "A snowman?”
    Ridley Pearson Shell Game

  • #15
    Ridley Pearson
    “So does that mean we get Eric, too?" Willa said. "Because Eric is definitely hot, and if I had my choice I'd take Eric over some white-haired king merman any day.”
    Ridley Pearson, Shell Game

  • #16
    Ridley Pearson
    “The crowd groaned. "Nice job doofus!" Finn said.”
    Ridley Pearson, Shell Game
    tags: doofus

  • #17
    Ridley Pearson
    “Nugget?" said Micah, offering a lump to Toby.
    "Thanks," said Toby. He took a bite and chewed thoughtfully.
    "I think maybe it is a squirrel." He said.”
    Ridley Pearson, Science Fair



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