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  • #1
    Charles M. Schulz
    “Happiness is a warm puppy.”
    Charles M. Schulz

  • #2
    Friedrich Nietzsche
    “It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!”
    Friedrich Nietzsche

  • #3
    Oscar Wilde
    “I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.”
    Oscar Wilde

  • #4
    Orson Welles
    “Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.”
    Orson Welles

  • #5
    “Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”
    Narcotics Anonymous

  • #6
    “Tomorrow is promised to no one.”
    Clint Eastwood

  • #7
    Douglas Adams
    “I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”
    Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time

  • #8
    Groucho Marx
    “Humor is reason gone mad.”
    Groucho Marx

  • #9
    Alice Roosevelt Longworth
    “If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody come sit next to me.”
    Alice Roosevelt Longworth

  • #10
    Steven Wright
    “Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.”
    Steven Wright

  • #11
    George Carlin
    “Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
    George Carlin

  • #12
    Woody Allen
    “Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.”
    Woody Allen

  • #13
    Woody Allen
    “I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.”
    Woody Allen

  • #14
    Albert Einstein
    “When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #15
    Bill Watterson
    “Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.”
    Bill Watterson

  • #16
    Elvis Costello
    “Was it a millionaire who said, "Imagine no possessions"?”
    Elvis Costello
    tags: humor

  • #17
    “We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.”
    David Mamet, Boston Marriage

  • #18
    Charles M. Schulz
    “I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.”
    Charles Schultz

  • #19
    Matt Groening
    “I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me.”
    Matt Groening

  • #20
    Gary Larson
    “Welcome to Hell. Here's your accordion.”
    Gary Larson, The Complete Far Side, 1980–1994

  • #21
    David Sedaris
    “Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it.”
    David Sedaris

  • #22
    George Carlin
    “Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.”
    George Carlin

  • #23
    Scott Adams
    “I get mail; therefore I am.”
    Scott Adams

  • #24
    Sue Grafton
    “Thinking is hard work, which is why you don't see many people doing it.”
    Sue Grafton

  • #25
    David Sedaris
    “Speed eliminates all doubt. Am I smart enough? Will people like me? Do I really look all right in this plastic jumpsuit?”
    David Sedaris

  • #26
    “Life is a free circus. All you have to do is pay attention.”
    Bill Copeland
    tags: humor

  • #27
    Richard Paul Evans
    “Chocolate is God's apology for brocolli”
    Richard Paul Evans, The Sunflower

  • #28
    Dick Francis
    “Some are born weird, some achieve it, others have weirdness thrust upon them.”
    Dick Francis, To the Hilt

  • #29
    “Change is inevitable - except from a vending machine.”
    Robert C. Gallagher

  • #30
    Cathy Guisewite
    “When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.”
    Cathy Guiswite



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