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    Charles M. Schulz
    “Happiness is a warm puppy.”
    ― Charles M. Schulz
    tags: animals, dogs, happiness, humor, puppies
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    Friedrich Nietzsche
    “It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!”
    ― Friedrich Nietzsche
    tags: humor, philosophy
    8081 likes

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    Oscar Wilde
    “I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.”
    ― Oscar Wilde
    tags: creation, god, humor, man
    6378 likes

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    Orson Welles
    “Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.”
    ― Orson Welles
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    “Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”
    ― Narcotics Anonymous
    tags: humor, insanity, life, misattributed-ben-franklin, misattributed-mark-twain, misattributed-to-einstein
    64643 likes

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  • #6
    “Tomorrow is promised to no one.”
    ― Clint Eastwood
    tags: humor, tomorrow
    302 likes

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    Douglas Adams
    “I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”
    ― Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time
    tags: deadlines, humor, humour, work, writing
    32151 likes

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    Groucho Marx
    “Humor is reason gone mad.”
    ― Groucho Marx
    tags: humor, reason
    2514 likes

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    Alice Roosevelt Longworth
    “If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody come sit next to me.”
    ― Alice Roosevelt Longworth
    tags: gossip, humor, slander
    824 likes

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    Steven Wright
    “Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.”
    ― Steven Wright
    tags: amnesia, humor, memory
    4691 likes

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    George Carlin
    “Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
    ― George Carlin
    tags: animals, cats, dogs, humor, language
    2147 likes

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    Woody Allen
    “Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.”
    ― Woody Allen
    tags: art, humor, life
    2458 likes

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    Woody Allen
    “I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.”
    ― Woody Allen
    tags: absurd, humor, music
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    Albert Einstein
    “When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.”
    ― Albert Einstein
    tags: humor
    9933 likes

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    Bill Watterson
    “Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.”
    ― Bill Watterson
    tags: calvin-and-hobbes, humor
    3635 likes

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    Elvis Costello
    “Was it a millionaire who said, "Imagine no possessions"?”
    ― Elvis Costello
    tags: humor
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    “We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.”
    ― David Mamet, Boston Marriage
    tags: dessert, eating, food, humor, pie, stress
    670 likes

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    Charles M. Schulz
    “I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.”
    ― Charles Schultz
    tags: education, humor
    256 likes

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    Matt Groening
    “I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me.”
    ― Matt Groening
    tags: family, humor, language, satire, simpsons, social-commentary
    2226 likes

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    Gary Larson
    “Welcome to Hell. Here's your accordion.”
    ― Gary Larson, The Complete Far Side, 1980–1994
    tags: cartoon, humor, satire, social-commentary
    153 likes

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    David Sedaris
    “Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it.”
    ― David Sedaris
    tags: humor, perception, retardation
    1416 likes

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    George Carlin
    “Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.”
    ― George Carlin
    tags: common-sense, equality, feminism, humanism, humor, inspirational, men-and-women
    2149 likes

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    Scott Adams
    “I get mail; therefore I am.”
    ― Scott Adams
    tags: humor, paraphrased
    57 likes

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    Sue Grafton
    “Thinking is hard work, which is why you don't see many people doing it.”
    ― Sue Grafton
    tags: humor, independent-thought, thought
    420 likes

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    David Sedaris
    “Speed eliminates all doubt. Am I smart enough? Will people like me? Do I really look all right in this plastic jumpsuit?”
    ― David Sedaris
    tags: fashion, humor, self-doubt, self-worth
    149 likes

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    “Life is a free circus. All you have to do is pay attention.”
    ― Bill Copeland
    tags: humor
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    Richard Paul Evans
    “Chocolate is God's apology for brocolli”
    ― Richard Paul Evans, The Sunflower
    tags: humor
    330 likes

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    Dick Francis
    “Some are born weird, some achieve it, others have weirdness thrust upon them.”
    ― Dick Francis, To the Hilt
    tags: humor, paraphrased, weirdness
    207 likes

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  • #29
    “Change is inevitable - except from a vending machine.”
    ― Robert C. Gallagher
    tags: change, common-man-s-plight, humor
    26 likes

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  • #30
    Cathy Guisewite
    “When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.”
    ― Cathy Guiswite
    tags: eyes, funny, lemons
    5195 likes



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