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#1

“She tried to get even with him through psychological warfare but couldn't, because he didn't care.”
― Steve Martin, Shopgirl

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#2

“The self-prepared dinner is a great time killer for lonely people and as much time should be spent on it as possible.”
― Steve Martin, Shopgirl

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#3

“How is it possible to miss a woman whom you kept at a distance, so that when she was gone you would not miss her?”
― Steve Martin, Shopgirl

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“She has learned that her body is precious and it mustn't be offered carelessly ever again, as it holds a direct connection to her heart.”
― Steve Martin, Shopgirl

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#5

“No woman really wants a man to carry her off; she only wants him to want to do it.”
― Elizabeth Peters

tags: amelia-peabody, men, women

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#6

“There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.”
― Mae West

tags: women

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“I do not scruple to employ mendacity and a fictitious appearance of female incompetence when the occasion demands it.”
― Elizabeth Peters

tags: amelia-peabody, humor, women

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#8

“Maybe we weren't at the Last Supper, but we're certainly going to be at the next one.”
― Bella Abzug

tags: politic, women

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#9

“Vanity is becoming a nuisance, I can see why women give it up, eventually. But I'm not ready for that yet.”
― Margaret Atwood, Cat’s Eye

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#10

“There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don't need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.”
― Audrey Hepburn

tags: sex-appeal, women

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#11

“When a man gives his opinion, he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she's a bitch.”
― Bette Davis

tags: clichés, double-standards, empowerment, feminism, gender, hypocrisy, misogyny, opinions, speaking-out, stereotypes, women

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#12

“I'm tough, I'm ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay.”
― Madonna

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#13

“The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it. ”
― Roseanne Barr

tags: feminism, power, women

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#14

“Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he's not the man she married?”
― Barbra Streisand

tags: husbands, marriage, men, men-and-women, wives, women

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#15

“No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor. ”
― Betty Friedan

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#16

“Pussy is sweeter than honey and more valuable than money.”
― Mary B. Morrison

tags: sex

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#17

“I automatically assume people won't like me, so I don't talk to them unless they approach me first. I can't become a part of a crowd because I can't get past that feeling that I don't belong.”
― Stephanie Kuehnert, Ballads of Suburbia

tags: alcohol, drugs, sex, teens

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#18

“Never sleep with someone whose troubles are worse than your own.”
― Nelson Algren, A Walk on the Wild Side

tags: sex, troubles

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#19

“No one's ever going to shag you if you cry all the time.”
― Richard Kelly

tags: crying, sadness, sex

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#20

“Flirting is a woman’s trade, one must keep in practice.”
― Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre

tags: becoming-jane, flirting, sex

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#21

“I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.”
― Dorothy Parker

tags: humor, men, romance

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#22

“For thousands of nights I dreamed of making love to you. No man on earth has ever hated sunrise as I do.”
― Lisa Kleypas, Again the Magic

tags: romance

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#23

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
― Marilyn Monroe

tags: attributed-no-source, best, life, love, misattributed-marilyn-monroe, mistakes, out-of-control, truth, worst

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#24

“Sane is boring.”
― R. A. Salvatore

tags: boring, crazy, forgotten-realms, funny, humor, jarlaxle, salvatore, sane, servant-of-the-shard

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“If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you really are.”
― H.N. Turteltaub, The Sacred Land

tags: misattributed-cassandra-clare, misattributed-jace

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#27

“I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.”
― Zsa Zsa Gabor

tags: funny, humor, men, relationships

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#28

“A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.”
― Zsa Zsa Gabor

tags: double-entendre, humor, marriage, wisdom

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#29

“Macho does not prove mucho.”
― Zsa Zsa Gabor

tags: humor, men

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#30

“When I was in school the teachers told me practice makes perfect; then they told me nobody’s perfect so I stopped practicing.”
― Steven Wright

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#31

“The best kind of friend is the kind you sit with, never say a word and walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you ever had.”
― Steven Wright

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