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  • #1
    Robert A. Heinlein
    “Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
    Robert A. Heinlein

  • #2
    Neil Gaiman
    “What's your name,' Coraline asked the cat. 'Look, I'm Coraline. Okay?'
    'Cats don't have names,' it said.
    'No?' said Coraline.
    'No,' said the cat. 'Now you people have names. That's because you don't know who you are. We know who we are, so we don't need names.”
    Neil Gaiman, Coraline

  • #3
    Mark Twain
    “If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.”
    Mark Twain

  • #4
    Neil Gaiman
    “I would like to see anyone, prophet, king or God, convince a thousand cats to do the same thing at the same time.”
    Neil Gaiman

  • #5
    Charles Dickens
    “What greater gift than the love of a cat.”
    Charles Dickens

  • #6
    Robert A. Heinlein
    “Never try to outstubborn a cat.”
    Robert A. Heinlein, Time Enough for Love

  • #7
    The smallest feline is a masterpiece.
    “The smallest feline is a masterpiece.”
    Leonardo da Vinci
    tags: cats

  • #8
    H.P. Lovecraft
    “Throw a stick, and the servile dog wheezes and pants and stumbles to bring it to you. Do the same before a cat, and he will eye you with coolly polite and somewhat bored amusement. And just as inferior people prefer the inferior animal which scampers excitedly because someone else wants something, so do superior people respect the superior animal which lives its own life and knows that the puerile stick-throwings of alien bipeds are none of its business and beneath its notice. The dog barks and begs and tumbles to amuse you when you crack the whip. That pleases a meekness-loving peasant who relishes a stimulus to his self importance. The cat, on the other hand, charms you into playing for its benefit when it wishes to be amused; making you rush about the room with a paper on a string when it feels like exercise, but refusing all your attempts to make it play when it is not in the humour. That is personality and individuality and self-respect -- the calm mastery of a being whose life is its own and not yours -- and the superior person recognises and appreciates this because he too is a free soul whose position is assured, and whose only law is his own heritage and aesthetic sense.”
    H.P. Lovecraft

  • #9
    Elizabeth Peters
    “The way to get on with a cat is to treat it as an equal - or even better, as the superior it knows itself to be.”
    Elizabeth Peters, The Snake, the Crocodile and the Dog
    tags: cats

  • #10
    P.C. Cast
    “I've found that the way a person feels about cats-and the way they feel about him or her in return-is usually an excellent gauge by which to measure a person's character”
    P.C. Cast, Marked
    tags: cats

  • #11
    William S. Burroughs
    “You know a real friend?
    Someone you know will look after your cat after you are gone.”
    William S. Burroughs, Last Words: The Final Journals

  • #12
    Terry Pratchett
    “I DON'T HOLD WITH CRUELTY TO CATS.”
    Terry Pratchett, The Last Hero

  • #13
    Rick Riordan
    “I thought maybe she'd whisk us off by magic, or at least hail a taxi. Instead, Bast borrowed a silver Lexus convertible.
    "Oh, yes," she purred. "I like this one! Come along, children."
    "But this isn't yours," I pointed out.
    "My dear, I'm a cat. Everything I see is mine." She touched the ignition and the keyhole sparked. The engine began to purr. [No, Sadie. Not like a cat, like an engine.]”
    Rick Riordan, The Red Pyramid

  • #14
    Neil Gaiman
    “Now you people have names. That's because you don't know who you are. We know who we are, so we don't need names.”
    Neil Gaiman, Coraline

  • #15
    Robert Byrne
    “To err is human, to purr is feline.”
    Robert Byrne, The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said

  • #16
    Cleveland Amory
    “As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.”
    Cleveland Amory, The Cat Who Came for Christmas
    tags: cats

  • #17
    Mary Bly
    “Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.”
    Mary Bly

  • #18
    “There is, incidently, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person.”
    Dan Greenberg
    tags: cats

  • #19
    Mark Twain
    “While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.”
    Mark Twain

  • #20
    Jules Verne
    “I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through.”
    Jules Verne
    tags: cats

  • #21
    Lewis Carroll
    “Cheshire Puss,' she began, rather timidly, as she did not at all know whether it would like the name: however, it only grinned a little wider. 'Come, it's pleased so far,' thought Alice, and she went on. 'Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?'

    'That depends a good deal on where you want to get to,' said the Cat.

    'I don't much care where—' said Alice.

    'Then it doesn't matter which way you go,' said the Cat.

    '—so long as I get SOMEWHERE,' Alice added as an explanation.

    'Oh, you're sure to do that,' said the Cat, 'if you only walk long enough.”
    Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland / Through the Looking-Glass

  • #22
    Henry David Thoreau
    “What sort of philosophers are we, who know absolutely nothing of the origin and destiny of cats?”
    Henry David Thoreau, Thoreau Journal 9

  • #23
    Mark Twain
    “If man could be crossed with a cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat.”
    Mark Twain, Notebook

  • #24
    Gwendolyn Brooks
    “One reason that cats are happier than people is that they have no newspapers.”
    Gwendolyn Brooks, In the Mecca

  • #25
    Eleanor Farjeon
    “It always gives me a shiver when I see a cat seeing what I can't see.”
    Eleanor Farjeon

  • #26
    Jeffrey Moussaieff Masson
    “We need cats to need us. It unnerves us that they do not. However, if they do not need us, they nonetheless seem to love us.”
    Jeffery Masson

  • #27
    Helen      Brown
    “Guilt isn't in cat vocabulary. They never suffer remorse for eating too much, sleeping too long or hogging the warmest cushion in the house. They welcome every pleasurable moment as it unravels and savour it to the full until a butterfly or falling leaf diverts their attention. They don't waste energy counting the number of calories they've consumed or the hours they've frittered away sunbathing.

    Cats don't beat themselves up about not working hard enough. They don't get up and go, they sit down and stay. For them, lethargy is an art form. From their vantage points on top of fences and window ledges, they see the treadmills of human obligations for what they are - a meaningless waste of nap time.”
    Helen Brown, Cleo: How an Uppity Cat Helped Heal a Family

  • #28
    “God made the cat to give man the pleasure of stroking a tiger.”
    Francois Joseph Mery

  • #29
    T.S. Eliot
    “Before a Cat will condescend
    To treat you as a trusted friend,
    Some little token of esteem
    Is needed, like a dish of cream;
    And you might now and then supply
    Some caviare, or Strassburg Pie,
    Some potted grouse, or salmon paste —
    He's sure to have his personal taste.
    (I know a Cat, who makes a habit
    Of eating nothing else but rabbit,
    And when he's finished, licks his paws
    So's not to waste the onion sauce.)
    A Cat's entitled to expect
    These evidences of respect.
    And so in time you reach your aim,
    And finally call him by his name.”
    T.S. Eliot, Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats

  • #30
    Jim Davis
    “In my head, the sky is blue, the grass is green and cats are orange.”
    Jim Davis, In Dog Years I'd Be Dead: Garfield at 25



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