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  • #1
    Albert Einstein
    “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #2
    George Carlin
    “The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”
    George Carlin

  • #3
    George Carlin
    “Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!

    But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money!”
    George Carlin

  • #4
    George Carlin
    “Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty.
    I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be.”
    George Carlin

  • #5
    Henry Ford
    “Quality means doing it right when no one is looking.”
    Henry Ford

  • #6
    George Carlin
    “Atheism is a non-prophet organization.”
    George Carlin

  • #7
    George Carlin
    “Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.”
    George Carlin

  • #8
    George Carlin
    “I think I am, therefore, I am... I think.”
    George Carlin

  • #9
    Thomas Sowell
    “It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance.”
    Thomas Sowell

  • #10
    George Carlin
    “People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think.”
    George Carlin

  • #11
    Jean Shepherd
    “In God we trust: all others pay cash.”
    Jean Shepherd, In God We Trust: All Others Pay Cash

  • #12
    George Carlin
    “I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.”
    George Carlin

  • #13
    George Carlin
    “What if there were no hypothetical questions?”
    George Carlin

  • #14
    Neil deGrasse Tyson
    “We do not simply live in this universe. The universe lives within us.”
    Neil deGrasse Tyson, Astrophysics for People in a Hurry

  • #15
    Mark Twain
    “I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.”
    Mark Twain

  • #16
    Mark Twain
    “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
    Mark Twain

  • #17
    Jim Carrey
    “Behind every great man there is a woman rolling her eyes.”
    Jim Carey

  • #18
    Woody Allen
    “Eternity is awful long time, especially towards the end.”
    Woody Allen

  • #19
    Friedrich Nietzsche
    “Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.”
    Friedrich Nietzsche

  • #20
    Will Durant
    “A great civilization is not conquered from without until it has destroyed itself within”
    Will Durant, The Story of Philosophy: The Lives and Opinions of the World's Greatest Philosophers

  • #21
    David  Mitchell
    “Anticipating the end of the world is humanity's oldest pastime”
    David Mitchell, Cloud Atlas

  • #22
    Woody Allen
    “You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.”
    Woody Allen

  • #23
    Ed Begley Jr.
    “I don’t understand why when we destroy something created by man we call it vandalism, but when we destroy something by nature we call it progress.”
    Ed Begley Jr.

  • #24
    Jim Rohn
    “Take care of your body. It's the only place you have to live.”
    Jim Rohn

  • #25
    Winston S. Churchill
    “Democracy is the worst form of government, except for all the others.”
    Winston S. Churchill

  • #26
    Benjamin Franklin
    “Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing.”
    Benjamin Franklin

  • #27
    Stephen  King
    “Fiction is the truth inside the lie.”
    Stephen King

  • #28
    Benjamin Franklin
    “We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.”
    Benjamin Franklin

  • #29
    Oscar Wilde
    “Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing.”
    Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

  • #30
    Albert Einstein
    “A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it.”
    Albert Einstein



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