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#1

“Happiness is a warm puppy.”
― Charles M. Schulz

tags: animals, dogs, happiness, humor, puppies

#2

“If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.”
― Woodrow Wilson

tags: animals, dogs

669 likes

#3

“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.”
― Josh Billings

tags: animals, dogs

1671 likes

#4

“The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.”
― Mark Twain

tags: animals, dogs, heaven, inspirational, man, religion

950 likes

#5

“Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen.”
― Orhan Pamuk, My Name Is Red

tags: anthromorphism, dogs, pets

522 likes

#6

“Whoever said you can't buy Happiness forgot little puppies.”
― Gene Hill

tags: animals, dogs

210 likes

#7

“Dogs' lives are too short. Their only fault, really.”
― Agnes Sligh Turnbull

tags: dogs

213 likes

#8

“People love dogs. You can never go wrong adding a dog to the story.”
― Jim Butcher, White Night

tags: dogs

189 likes

#9

“Everything I know, I learned from dogs.”
― Nora Roberts, The Search

tags: dog, dogs, learning

158 likes

#10

“In times of joy, all of us wished we possessed a tail we could wag.”
― W. H. Auden

231 likes

#11

“You can usually tell that a man is good if he has a dog who loves him.”
― W. Bruce Cameron, A Dog's Journey

tags: dogs

149 likes

#12

“Why do dachshunds wear their ears inside out?”
― P.G. Wodehouse

tags: dogs, humor

47 likes

#13

“Every dog must have his day.”
― Jonathan Swift

81 likes

#14

“A lot of shelter dogs are mutts like me.”
― Barack Obama

tags: dogs, race

67 likes

#15

“Songwriting is a bitch. And then it has puppies”
― Steven Tyler

tags: dogs, humor, music, songwriting

31 likes

#16

“You want a friend in this city? [Washington, DC.] Get a dog!”
― Harry S. Truman

tags: backstabbing, dogs, egotism, faithfulness, friends, friendship, humor, political-humor, politics, sarcasm

61 likes

#17

“If you were an animal, what kind would it be?"
"A dog. I'd take people in my teeth like rats and shake some sense into them.”
― Aline Templeton, Cold in the Earth

tags: dogs, sense

2 likes

#18

“Dogs are angels full of poop.”
― Oliver Gaspirtz, Pet Humor!

tags: angels, angels-in-disguise, animals, animals-love, dogs, dogs-and-humans, funny, funny-and-random, funny-book-quotes, funny-but-true, funny-humor, funny-quotes, pets, poop, pooping

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