Funny Book Quotes Quotes

“You can’t enjoy art or books in a hurry.”
― E.A. Bucchianeri, Brushstrokes of a Gadfly

“(If plan KTB kill the bastard) didn't work, well, gray would resort to Plan B: Operation Oh Sh**”
― Gena Showalter, Jewel of Atlantis

“If you want to find out if someone is a true bookworm or not, give them a thousand page novel and see what happens.”
― E.A. Bucchianeri

“A book can give you an experience of someone’s life in a few hours, and this is far more profitable than any sale that’s going on.”
― Neeraj Agnihotri, In The Name Of Blasphemy

“In space no one can hear you scream." I feel that trying to get attention on the internet feels like trying to scream in space (or a blackhole).”
― Simba Mudonzvo, Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet

“It's all kinds of stupidly amazing," she adds. "Tell me you don't want to just get in there and rub yourself all over him like a cat?"
I smack her shoulder. "Dude, ew, okay? He's like a brother to me!"
She snorts back a laugh. "Like a step-brother? Becausr that's not technically incest.”
― A.L. Russell, Maybe Probably

“The Lourve, he concluded, with an insult designed to puncture French pride, "is less well protected than a Spanish museum.”
― Nicholas Day

“The web is a big, scary place, and everyone seems bigger, louder, smarter. But then, you hear old Rafiki, the wise mandrill, muttering that 'Content is King' mantra”
― Simba Mudonzvo, Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet

“Now, here is another paradox: the internet made everyone a publisher, but not everyone is a JK Rowling.”
― Simba Mudonzvo, Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet

“The internet, with its endless streams of information and echo chambers, feeds this natural bias like super fertilizer on a weed.”
― Simba Mudonzvo, Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet

“The internet erases those old gatekeepers, like fact-checking news agencies and actual experts, in favour of the loudest voice, the most outrageous claim.”
― Simba Mudonzvo, Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet

“The internet, like a crowded marketplace on a Saturday morning, has become a noise of voices all clamoring for attention.”
― Simba Mudonzvo, Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet

“It is like trying to have a quiet conversation at a rock concert - you could barely hear yourself think over the noise.”
― Simba Mudonzvo, Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet

“Suddenly, everyone with a keyboard and an opinion fancy themselves as experts, making it harder to discern the real deal from the snake oil salesmen.”
― Simba Mudonzvo, Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet

“With memes, clickbait, and viral videos bombarding our screens, it feels like we are stuck in a never-ending game of 'Who Can Shout the Loudest?”
― Simba Mudonzvo, Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet

“It is as if the internet has turned into a giant reality show, where the contestants are everyday people trying to outdo each other in a quest for likes and shares.”
― Simba Mudonzvo, Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet

“The internet is ever-evolving. New platforms, new ad formats, new ways to fight for online attention emerge like wildflowers after a spring rain.”
― Simba Mudonzvo, Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet

“You got to understand what makes people on the internet tick. What makes them laugh, cry, share – and most importantly, click that 'buy' button”
― Simba Mudonzvo, Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet

“It's like panning for gold – got to sift through a lot of mud to find those precious nuggets”
― Simba Mudonzvo, Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet

“The internet, like a giant cocktail party, has a way of bringing like-minded people together - sometimes a little too closely!”
― Simba Mudonzvo, Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet

“Suddenly, your social media feed is filled with nothing but affirmations of your belief that cats are superior to dogs (Obviously - My author’s name checks out!)”
― Simba Mudonzvo, Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet

“And let's not forget the misinformation merry-go-round that social media can become.”
― Simba Mudonzvo, Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet

“Suddenly, your mom's best friend's cousin's coworker is an expert on climate change, and you are left wondering how you ended up in this alternate universe of unverified facts.”
― Simba Mudonzvo, Clickonomics: How to Win Customers and Influence People on the Internet

“Fuck if she doesn't get my rooster crowing.”
― Ginger Walls, Strike Zone

“That's not the right question, Chen Mu. The question is, why are you lying in a pile of rotting snake guts? It's a bit melodramatic, no?”
― Holly Alasti, A Dance of Restless Spirits

“I reluctantly accept the rolling pin strategy.”
― Paige Knowlton, Tiny Explorer

“I belong to the Brookes and there's not a single fucking thing they won't do to show it.

Lock me up and throw away the key.”
― L. Tomkinson, Vixen to Villain

“If you don't relax and start reading, I'll have to begin narrating out loud. And fair warning, I do voices. And accents."
He clears his throat dramatically and looks down at his book before reciting in a thick Scottish brogue. ""I don' wan'a cup'a tea' McNally told the told widow. 'I wan'a see Cormack.' 'I told ye,' she replied. 'Cormack don' wan'a see ye. Ye'll hav'te wait till-'"
Ward stop butchering what should have been an enchanting accent the moment I snap my book open.
"You should see your face right now," he says, grinning. "But come on, I wasn't that bad."
I beg to differ. I feel like my ears are bleeding.”
― Lynette Noni, Whisper

“Hell spiders?” I queried confused.
“Yes, hell spiders…” he confirmed, keeping his eyes forward “practically a skull with legs. You can’t miss them. They spit acid now.”
I raised a brow, “The fact that you can say ‘they spit acid now’ so casually, boggles my mind.”
― narni, Damned Angel: Ascend from hells rings

“Ella watched as he dismounted that bike, pretty sure those jeans had been painted on. Dear Lord that was a delicious hind view.

"Stop it, you’re not supposed to objectify new people."

She knew it was a man because that black t-shirt showcased tanned skin and work
earned muscles. He had turned around, his profile to her, and she watched that helmet come off, sunlight bouncing off the visor briefly.

"I’m gonna objectify the shit out of that." Ella would freely admit she was a jackhole.”
― Larkin Calder, Ford's Edge: An Opposites Attract Ranch Romance