Silly Quotes Quotes

“We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!”
― Graham Chapman, Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Book): Mønti Pythøn Ik Den Hølie Gräilen

“I know words. I have the best words.”
― Donald Trump

“I hope the next time you get a double-decker strawberry ice-cream cone the ice cream part falls off the cone and lands in Australia.”
― Judith Viorst

“I do believe losing your head has made you more intelligent.”
― Vivian French, The Robe of Skulls

“Meow!" said the chicken.”
― Roger Hargreaves, Mr. Silly

“Alan shrugged. “I love the CBC, really, but being voted its president—” “Co-president,” Sputnik corrected. “—is kind of like being declared King of Nerds.” “Co-king,” Sputnik asserted.”
― J.M. Richards, Tall, Dark Streak of Lightning

“No—I’ve got it,” Jill announced, interrupting my musing. “He’s a vampire.” I laughed again, feeling there was no end to the outrageous, ridiculous excuses we were coming up with. “Seriously, it makes sense. He’s always tired and pale, and keeps himself away from people so he won’t bite them....Maybe that’s what he’s doing when he disappears. Getting his fix of blood.”
― J.M. Richards, Tall, Dark Streak of Lightning

“Hello, Mrs. Tran...I have David's homework. And if you ever want to see it again, you'll pay me the two million dollars I asked for.”
― Nenia Campbell, Touched with Sight

“It all began with a bucket of eggs.”
― H.L. Stephens, The Case of Jack the Nipper

“I confess... I'm always secretly amused by people who play 'hard to get,' when they're already so hard to want.”
― Kianu Starr

“Well, clearly not. Goodness boss, just look at those filthy paws. I’ve never seen any fish carry paws like those. Usually they are cleaner.”
― H.S. Crow, Lunora and the Monster King

“Does the troll know he's got his head on back to front?”
― Vivian French, The Robe of Skulls

“I confess... I've always been secretly amused by people who play 'hard to get,' when they're already so hard to want.”
― Kianu Starr

“Every band is allowed to do things how they want - including getting on stage in pink pasiley suits and doing TIP TOE THROUGH THE TULIPS.”
― Hanako Stephens

“I dare us to give up – maybe we’ll reach nirvana by the time we’re sixty.”
― Hanako Stephens, Versions of Violence

“I'm Food”
― Ami Riechman-Bennett

“The starry sky is absolutely gorgeous tonight. Maybe I'll see a shooting star and can make a wish...especially since I'm getting told to get off my phone.”
― April Mae Monterrosa

“I hope people quote my wise words someday.”
― Spoonie Rose

“I glance at him. He's looking at me, his expression every bit as expectant as I feel. I hate this little game of ours. Maybe because I'm no good at it. He won't tell me more unless I ask. Curiosity is one of my most incurable flaws--and Galen knows it.
Still, I already gave up a perfectly good tantrum for him, so I feel like he owes me. Never mind that he saved my life today. That was so two hours ago.”
― Anna Banks, Of Poseidon

“Never forget to remember the things you suddenly remember because they are parts of your remembrance to someone or something that remembers you.”
― Riki Jou

“Treat all the sides of your towel equally because the part you used to wipe your ass today will wipe your face tomorrow.”
― Brighton Mabuya

“One of my nipples is noticeably larger than the other two.”
― Tom J. Bross, Don't Call Me Jupiter: Memoir of a Reluctant Hippie Kid

“Connor, we should be worried. These girls are forming a sisterhood. They’re planning on holding their cult gatherings out under the stars on the full moon whispering death enchantments.”
Connor laughed and looked up from his plate. “So, we’ll make a brotherhood. We’ll hold our meetings in a super creepy cave, but inside it’s decked out with everything we could possibly need. It’ll be our bro cave.”
Hope snorted. “Stars, you made me cringe.”
― Tiana Richter, The Hidden Protector

“That’s not very nice.” Siri replied sassily. THAT’S IT. SASSY ROBOTS ARE THE END OF THE LINE. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT’S THE PRECURSOR TO A POSSIBLE TERMINATOR FUTURE.”
― Tiana Richter, The Hidden Protector

“Releasing videos on YouTube is kind of like throwing messages in bottles out into a churning sea made up entirely of messages in bottles. The chance of your message getting noticed and someone being sent out to rescue you is punishingly slim but every once in a blue moon someone who owns a big boat made of money finds your message and agrees to let you ride on his big boat made of money if you keep making messages for him. Then the two of you go on adventures with a smart mouth talking dog and travel to the land of the Gumdrop King and I sort of forgot where I was going with this...”
― Yahtzee Croshaw

“I reluctantly accept the rolling pin strategy.”
― Paige Knowlton, Tiny Explorer

“…if you pardon the pun.”
“I do NOT pardon your puuun!”
― H.C. Roberts, Harp and the Lyre: Exchange

“My creativity runs on silliness, openness, madness, excitement, and a whole lot of God.”
― Marion Bekoe