Comedy Romance Quotes

“If you love something, let it go.
If you don't love something, definitely let it go.
Basically, just drop everything, who cares.”
― B.J. Novak, One More Thing: Stories and Other Stories

“I wanted to translate your frowns and find out what your problem with me was and then bend you over the back of my couch.”
― Christina Lauren, The Unhoneymooners

“Still here?” he drawls when he notices me.
“Still a presumptuous asshole?” I snap back.
I expect him to double down on the nasty replies, to crush me with spite, so you can imagine my surprise when he clamps his mouth shut, the corners of his lips twitching into a small smile. His pale eyes rake over my face for a second too long, and I squirm under his undivided attention.
Why, oh why, does he have to look like that?
Low blow, Life, low blow.”
― Eliah Greenwood, Dear Love, I Hate You

“You really want to know?” He drags out the suspense.
“Yes.” I grow restless. “Spill.”
“Well, for starters… most guys our age aren’t looking to date.” He elaborates. “They just want to fuck around. And those who do want to date are only looking for a girl to make them feel good about themselves.”
“Meaning?”
“Meaning they want her to laugh at their jokes, stroke their egos, give good head and… that’s pretty much it.” He draws a small smile out of me. “So, when guys like that see a girl like you, a girl who doesn’t look easy or desperate, they get intimidated. Label her high-maintenance and run like hell. You’re beauty and brains, Vee. You’re an immature high school boy’s worst nightmare.”
― Eliah Greenwood, Dear Love, I Hate You

“I have no idea what you’re talking about.” I spin to leave.
“No fucking way.” It clicks in his mind. “Little Vee?”
Here he is.
“You’re that girl Finn and I used to…” He doesn’t complete his sentence, but I know all too well what he was going to say.
“Annoy? Tease? Torture? Why, yes, that would be me. Did you seriously just figure that out? A bit slow, are we?” I snark.
My outburst only seems to amuse him.
“Look, in my defense, your mom only ever called you ‘Vee.’ I thought it was short for Vicky or Vivian or something. And it was ten years ago. I can’t even remember what I had for dinner last night.”
“Whatever.” I shrug.
“Shit, I’ve got to say, Vee.” He gives me a once-over. “Puberty did you a solid.”
My cheeks combust.
“Wish I could say the same about you,” I lie through my teeth.
Xavier smiles at my failed attempt to deny the undeniable. Let’s not pretend like puberty didn’t do every female on earth a solid when Xavier Emery went from “cute” to “sinfully hot” in the span of a summer.
“I think you mispronounced thank you.” He flashes a smug grin that makes me want to knee him where it hurts.”
― Eliah Greenwood, Dear Love, I Hate You

“Have ye ever known a female who wasna a bit of a witch in her own sweet way?”
― Vonnie Davis, Bearing It All

“So, tell me, Love,” Dad asked as I stared at my new friend with beady eyes. “What kind of person do you want to be in life? A butterfly?” He paused. “Or a caterpillar?”
― Eliah Greenwood, Dear Love, I Hate You

“If ye wear underwear, it's a skirt. If ye dinna, it's a kilt.”
― Vonnie Davis, Bearing It All

“You are you because you love the way the world looks through your camera. You are you because of the way you love your friends and family. Not because some scar is on your body. That's a part of your history and what helps form what you believe in. not what defines you.”
― A.M. Willard, Heated Sweets

“I confess... I'm always secretly amused by people who play 'hard to get,' when they're already so hard to want.”
― Kianu Starr

“As though he’s reading my mind, he grits out a pained, irritated “Fuck, it should be me.”
I squeeze my thighs together to relieve the pressure between my legs. Sorry. Better luck next time. The pulse only grows stronger, and I know there is no stopping my unraveling.
“Why the fuck isn’t it me, L?” His voice has this carnal edge to it. “Why am I not the one touching you right now? Fucking why?”
I visualize it.
Imagine it.
See his tongue teasing my pierced nipple, and a soft moan shoots out of my mouth before I can stop it. This seems to trigger him because he groans a low, desperate “Christ, just tell me who you are. Fuck the pact. Fuck the secrets. Fuck it all. Just tell me who are you, L. Please. Let this be real.”
The sentiment fractures my heart into a billion tiny pieces.
I want it to be real, too.”
― Eliah Greenwood, Dear Love, I Hate You

“Even on mute, the news is too loud.”
― Daksh Tyagi, A Nation of Idiots

“No civilized being lived in North Dakota.”
― Lois Greiman, Counterfeit Cowgirl

“Fuck. I don’t remember her being so scary. She’s got those momma eyes down to a T, yet, somehow...on her, they are hot as hell. The term M.I.L.F. now makes all the sense in the world.”
― Heather M. Orgeron, Boomerangers

“His short hair is damp and a few strands are plastered to his forehead. His eyes are bluer than blue when he assesses me coolly.
"Ready for me?"
DEAR GOD YES.”
― R.S. Grey, Not So Nice Guy

“I'd have provided her with diagrams and flow charts. But, Sam ruined that day she told the school we weren't dating. Sharks prowl in the water now, and I'll be damned if I step aside now and let Logan woo her with coffee and cheap teddy bears. It's time to break out the big guns: Signor Armani.”
― R.S. Grey, Not So Nice Guy

“I confess... I've always been secretly amused by people who play 'hard to get,' when they're already so hard to want.”
― Kianu Starr

“Don't challenge the devil, sweetheart, if you can't handle hell.”
― Charlene Namdhari, For Richer or Poorer

“I could just go out and sleep with a random guy, but that would be wrong. Even though Hassan and I have not exactly discussed exclusivity, I wouldn’t do that to him; he means more to me than that. Since when did I become one of those women? Could it be that I’m finally growing up? Could it be because my friends are always telling me that I’m living a life that is wrong? Could it be because I had a stalker, a whack job who’s man I slept with and she came after me all crazy and intimidating? Maybe it’s a combination of all of these events. I’m starting to think that my outlook on life is changing. I’m not ready to run down the aisle or have children, but I am opening myself up to love, loving someone and letting someone love me in return.”
― J a Heron, GirlsQuad

“Looking with his eyes? Seriously? What else would he look around with?”

Trish nonchalantly uses her middle finger to scratch her temple. “Toddlers learn by making connections between the body part and the action.”

Vince blinks. “Oh, so talking to a kid like that’s normal?”

“Someday I hope to have a conversation where I don’t sound like a character from Star Wars.”

“I can see how you’d look forward to that.”
― Jess Molly Brown, Moms on Missions

“That's because those pages got torn to shreds when you left, now you both are in different chapters. He wants you - like always, and you want the hot guy down the street. Typical Frankie and Brody style. You guys dance one wild tango, if you ask me.”
― A.M. Willard, Heated Sweets

“I feel at the moment I can't complete, that I've become smug and pissy and I Haven't a sense of Humor.”
― Joanna Trollope, The Men and the Girls

“Don't get to old age and realise that instead of memories you have scars.”
― Louise Wise, Oh no, I've Fallen in Love!

“Dad stops behind Felicity, larger than life even in his late sixties, his hair prayer than brown, the lines in his face getting deeper every day. He gives me a strangled sort of look. "I'm supposed to talk to you about where babies come from. Your mother says you were doing it wrong."

Felicity has a sudden coughing fit that has Ares off his feet and across the room making sure the baby's okay before i can finish thinking fuck.

"I told her she should've given you a few more minutes," dad adds. He clears his throat. "So the shed should be free tonight."

Felicity's leaning against the wall, laughing so hard she's crying. Loki's gripping her around the head and patting her hair, his eyes huge and terrified, like female tears scare the shit out of him.

Are's whole body is vibrating with silent laughter.

Dad clears his throat again and nods to me. "So, practice good. You're welcome to stay here as long as you want.”
― Pippa Grant, Charming as Puck

“Leaving was the only way that she could find her way back”
― Amanda Smith, Leaving Wickenburg: Leaving was the only way that she could find her way back...

“I have to warn you, if you check your phone one more time, it might break,” I tease, and he flashes an adorable, guilty grin. I’m talking the kind that could melt through steel and nurse a broken heart back to health.
“That obvious, huh?”
“A little bit.”
His grin morphs into a full-blown smile. “Busted.”
― Eliah Greenwood

“When I was a little kid, I worshiped Josh Lewenthal, now, I couldn’t care less about him, I just need his sperm.”
― Sarah Ready, Josh and Gemma Make a Baby

“Living life on the edge allows us to dream.”
― Saphel Rose, On The Market: An original, quirky, romantic comedy. A dash of nonconformity, and a healthy dose of satirical edginess.

“Para que luego digan que no me importa la felicidad de las mujeres" - Lucas.

Capitulo 9, página 112”
― Cristina Prieto Solano, Puntuando el amor

“There they were, just living. And there she was, not quite amongst them and not quite living. Not in the same way as they were. What she had was all her own. Standing still, as if she were carved from marble; almost as if she were waiting for something. Maybe someone. Maybe me.”
― Michael Hendricks, Bitter Blue