Comedy Drama Quotes

“Where's Mason?”
“Planting explosives.”
Zinio did a double take. “You actually handed that man explosives?”
“Damn it, Zinio. Let other people have some fun.”
The explosion in the distance was followed by Mason yelling, “Yahoo!”
Zinio and Delaney stared speechless as Mason flew by in the adjoining tunnel, riding the concussion wave of the blast.
Finally, Zinio stomped after him.
He peeled him off the floor in the adjoining tunnel. “You having fun yet?”
“Hell yeah!”
“Wanna go again?”
“Hell yeah I wanta go again!”
A short while later, Zinio watched Mason fly by on a concussion wave from the latest explosion, as Mason shouted, “Hot Diggity!”
Zinio made his way over to the somewhat more charcoaled Mason. “You had enough yet?”
Mason nodded shakily.
“Good—because it'd be nice if we actually put a hole in the fricking wall! That is the object of this little exercise.”
― Dean C. Moore, Love on the Run

“You really need to trade in that End Days psychology, Stephanie, for some silver-lining thinking,” Jim said airily. “Not every second of every day is a friggin’ crisis. Besides, be careful what you wish for.” He paused to hand her a book, The Dark Side of the Light Chasers. “Says here, the more psychic energy you invest in gloom and doom, the more likely you are to make it happen. The universe is very sensitive to these things, picks up on all those thought impressions, and the next thing you know, whack!” He smacked the back of his right hand against his left palm for emphasis.

They rounded the hall, and the next thing Stephanie knew her head was being stuffed in a microwave. Microwave Man, one of the robots, provided the service. “Five seconds to a side, makes for an evenly cooked meal,” Microwave Man said. He waited five seconds, then turned Stephanie’s head.

“Get me out of here! I feel my brains boiling!” Stephanie screamed frantically. But Jim, as strong as he was, was no match for Microwave Man.

“He’s got ahold of your hair. I’ll run and get some scissors.”

“I’ll be dead by then, you fool!”

“What did I say about looking on the bright side, Stephanie?”
― Dean C. Moore, Karma Chameleon

“I could just go out and sleep with a random guy, but that would be wrong. Even though Hassan and I have not exactly discussed exclusivity, I wouldn’t do that to him; he means more to me than that. Since when did I become one of those women? Could it be that I’m finally growing up? Could it be because my friends are always telling me that I’m living a life that is wrong? Could it be because I had a stalker, a whack job who’s man I slept with and she came after me all crazy and intimidating? Maybe it’s a combination of all of these events. I’m starting to think that my outlook on life is changing. I’m not ready to run down the aisle or have children, but I am opening myself up to love, loving someone and letting someone love me in return.”
― J a Heron, GirlsQuad