Adhd Humor Quotes

“A common argument is that the real danger of people self-diagnosing with ADHD is that it could lead to people self-medicating for ADHD too.
But, I'm sorry... What?!
Do you believe there are actually people out there convincing themselves they have ADHD, purposefully deciding not to go to a doctor about it, and instead planning to buy a regular supply of Dexies from their sketchy cousin for literally 100x the prescription price?”
― Matilda Boseley, The Year I Met My Brain: A travel companion for adults who have just found out they have ADHD

“Night is the best time of day.”
― Julio Bonilla

“I wouldn't say, i'm an overthinker. I would say i'm a mental overachiever.”
― Jessica Lynn Fey

“Let’s keep it at four additional clocks. Otherwise, the Clock family will be obligated to taking over your lease as main tenants.”
― Dassy Bernhard, A Most Disastrous Courtship: A Comedy of Manners, Mistakes, and Mild Concussions

“I was lured away by the kettle’s siren song.”
― Dassy Bernhard, A Most Disastrous Courtship: A Comedy of Manners, Mistakes, and Mild Concussions

“Humans evolved to hunt giant cookies in tribes.”
― Dassy Bernhard, A Most Disastrous Courtship: A Comedy of Manners, Mistakes, and Mild Concussions