Adulthood Humor Quotes

“Adulting is too hard. Let's play something else.”
― Tanya Masse

“The worst thing about being an adult is the fact that we can do basically whatever we want. You can have Chicken McNuggets and champagne for dinner, but you know that the next day you'll feel like a whoopee cushion made of alcohol and sodium. Yeah, adulthood.”
― Chelsea Fagan, The Financial Diet

“I can personally testify that roughly 90% of my adult life has been spent on Google trying to figure out how to do stuff.”
― Josh Gunderson, You're Doing It Wrong: A Mixtape Memoir

“If there is one thing that I absolutely love, it’s opening a nice bottle of wine, popping in a depressing movie about lost love, dead animals or anything involving war, and having a good old-fashion, ugly snot-cry.”
― Josh Gunderson, You're Doing It Wrong: A Mixtape Memoir