Finances Humor Quotes

“The worst thing about being an adult is the fact that we can do basically whatever we want. You can have Chicken McNuggets and champagne for dinner, but you know that the next day you'll feel like a whoopee cushion made of alcohol and sodium. Yeah, adulthood.”
― Chelsea Fagan, The Financial Diet

“There are now skin products supposedly created with 24-karat gold extract. I guess if financial times got really tough, you could always pawn your own head.”
― Gina Barreca, If You Lean In, Will Men Just Look Down Your Blouse?