April Fools Quotes

“April Fools' is the only day to take people seriously.”
― Criss Jami, Healology

“If you are not cool, who cares, give a hoot and make a fool out of you”
― P.S. Jagadeesh Kumar

“Ironically, it’s only on April Fool’s Day that we are skeptical and not quick to believe the things we read online.”
― Steve Maraboli

“April's Fool by Stewart Stafford

The fool of April enters bowing,
Ritual humiliation's shameful call,
A harsh harlequin's wooden stocks,
Butchering "wit" to wound and maul.

A victimless crime full of victims,
Spring showers weep a jester's cheek,
Reputations pilloried in estocada—
Merciful gods spared us a week.

By noon, the branding is over,
The faux superior blunder on.
Jokers think they're oh-so-clever,
Booed offstage to oblivion gone.

© 2026, Stewart Stafford. All rights reserved.”
― Stewart Stafford