Baby Names Quotes

“She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names. That’s life. That’s love. That’s fiscally irresponsible.
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― Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

“A question that always makes me hazy is it me or are the others crazy'
Albert Einstein”
― Victoria Ward, The Unconventional Life of Jenna Jaghe

“Funny, isn't it? We hear the same name and while they see dark, I see light.”
― Nadia Hashimi, The Pearl That Broke Its Shell

“I'm naming my son just what he is. I'm a whore and he is my son. If he grows up ashamed of me, the hell with him. That's what I'm wantin' to name him, and that's what it's goin' to be. Whoreson!”
― Donald Goines, Whoreson: The Story of a Ghetto Pimp

“I hate babies with trendy names like Tiffany and Britney and Heather and Noah and Blake and Justin. I’m sick of Olivia and Chloe and Eva and Madison. I hope Aiden and Jayden and Braden and Graden all suffer minor head injuries while reading Dr. Seuss. Enough already with the cutesy-poo baby names. What happened to John and Dave and Sue? Babies with trendy names grow up to be adults with ridiculous names. “This is our CEO, Micah.” “You know what, Micah? I want my money back. I’m closing my portfolio. I’m going with Michael. He’s a grown-up.” One day all of these trendy-named children will grow up and become parents and then grandparents, and it’s all wrong. Grandma Tori? Zayda Jared? Nana Savannah?”
― Joan Rivers, I Hate Everyone... Starting with Me

“New Rule: Don't name your kid after a ballpark. Cubs fans Paul and Teri Fields have named their newborn son Wrigley. Wrigley Fields. A child is supposed to be an independent individual, not a means of touting your own personal hobbies. At least that's what I've always taught my kids, Panama Red and Jacuzzi.”
― Bill Maher, The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass

“Christian name hell! I'm naming my son just what he is. I'm a whore and he is my son. If he grows up ashamed of me, the hell with him. That's what I'm wantin' to name him, and that's what it's goin' to be. Whoreson!”
― Donald Goines, Whoreson: The Story of a Ghetto Pimp

“There is nothing glorious about creating life out of passionate penetration. Even the animals can do that. The real glory comes when the life you create becomes the help in the lives of countless other humans.”
― Abhijit Naskar, Human Making is Our Mission: A Treatise on Parenting

“Babynology.com explores baby names of all origins; you can get plenty of baby names along with meaning and origin. You can even search the meanings of your baby names.”
― Baby nology

“Babynamescube.com is a world famous baby naming and pareting website. Find beautiful and trendy names with meaning and origin. Also get parenting advice.”
― Linda

“One of the twins gave a very aggressive kick. My stomach lurched. “Ow,” I said, touching the spot of impact.

“Do you think that was a vote for or against?” Nick asked. He leaned toward it. “Hello? BBC Two and ITV, do either of you have a thought?”
― Heather Cocks, The Heir Affair

“Old-fashioned names are the best and sweetest in my opinion.”
― L. M. Montgomery

“Naming your child Wiseman does not guarantee that he will someday be a wise man … or even just a man.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“DOLLY. But can you imagine, a thing like that? Looking down at a sweet little newborn baby, all chubby and pink, and going, "Yep, no doubt about it. He's an Igor all right.”
― Allie Ray, The Last Will and Testament