Babysitter Quotes

“Hello, inner child, I'm the inner babysitter!”
― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

“The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida.”
― Dave Barry

“It is a curious fact that small boys are more terrified of their babysitters than small girls are. In part, this is because small girls and babysitters, who are usually slightly larger girls, belong to the same species, and therefore understand each other. Small boys, on the other hand, do not understand girls, and therefore being looked after by one is a little like a hamster being looked after by a shark. If you are a small boy, it may be some consolation to you to know that even large boys do not understand girls, and girls, by and large, do not understand boys. This makes adult life very interesting.”
― John Connolly, The Gates

“You are so beautiful,” he whispered, kissing her softly on the lips. “I can’t believe I got to have you.”
“You’re the only one who has,” Carrie smiled, “And I wouldn’t have had it any other way.”
― Kassandra Cross, Carrie's First Time

“Some parents sometimes use junk food as a babysitter.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“God damn, do I have to be y'all's babysitter?”
― Brad McKinniss, Beast Machine

“This is my house and I’m in charge. I can make her do whatever I want while she’s under my roof.”
― Olivia T. Turner, Mine

“Rich can live better than poor but they cannot live without poor.”
― Amit Kalantri, Wealth of Words

“Employers babysit parents while their children are at school.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana