Bachelorette Party Quotes

“And what the fuck constitutes a ‘Magic Mike tribute show’ anyway? Are the entertainers doing blow onstage? That would be honest within the context of the film’s lies. Go all the way with it. I didn’t pretend to lick a girl’s butthole at a bachelorette party once. I fucking did it.”
― Stefan Diamante, Naked Ambition: A Male Stripper's True Account of Making Girls Behave Badly

“We would love it if you would join us for lunch to discuss amputations! We love amputations. And firefighters at MetroGen. Anyone else coming?

Cassie inviting firefighters to join the bachelorette party for lunch”
― Carina Alyce, Roulette