Balding Quotes

“Balding is nature’s way of getting rid of your third eye’s unibrow.”
― Stanley Victor Paskavich, Stantasyland: Quips Quotes and Quandaries

“Could you mix up the lollipop selection? We're almost out of birds and jungle animals, and we have way too many of these weird walrus things."
Mabel didn't look up from the ball of sugar she was molding. "That's you, dipshit. Just balder this time. I took the liberty of giving Lollipop Jay a haircut since the breathing version seems to have lost the address of his barber." Helpfully, she added, "Imagine the walrus with a Steven Tyler wig, and look again.”
― Lucy Parker, Battle Royal