Bartending Quotes

“Drinks like this tend to get called Traffic Lights or Rainbow's Revenge or, in places where truth is more highly valued, Hello and Good-Bye, Mr. Brain Cell.”
― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

“How special it was, that first sip, and each sip that came after.
How it had settled and warmed her, made her feel that she was welcome.
That's what Sara did.”
― Nina LaCour, Yerba Buena

“Sorry, one night stands don't stack up as credentials for tending bar.”
― Katherine McIntyre, Stolen Petals

“That shit where the dark, dashing stranger comes in and charms the pants off a bartender, literally, and fucks her at break time in the bathroom or in a back alley or closet? Only happens in the movies, or on cable TV. In real life, it takes months and an actual friendship to be able to fuck your bartender, and even then it’ll have to be done on the sly. Shit’s bad for business.”
― A.D. Aliwat, In Limbo