Bbq Quotes

“What's that supposed to mean? A wolf's head on a stick. Big wolf barbecue tonight? Bring your own wolf?”
― Eoin Colfer, The Lost Colony

“Whenever I travel to the South, the first thing I do is visit the best barbecue place between the airport and my hotel. An hour or two later I visit the best barbecue place between my hotel and dinner.”
― Jeffrey Steingarten, The Man Who Ate Everything

“Cooking and eating food outdoors makes it taste infinitely better than the same meal prepared and consumed indoors.”
― Fennel Hudson, Fine Things: Fennel's Journal No. 8

“You get all these different cuts of meat cooking at once' he said. 'You've got your sausage, which cooks fast. You've got your big steak, which is your best cut, which takes some time, right? You got to talk to all these girls at once just like you take care of all that meat at once'

After he made this analogy, I presented Ajay with a trophy that said 'Most Sexist Food Analogy of All Time: Meat and BBQ division'.”
― Aziz Ansari

“The first thing I did was eat barbecue. I have always found that barbecue helps the human body work better. The cholesterol lubricates the mental passages.”
― Sean Dietrich, Will the Circle Be Unbroken?: A Memoir of Learning to Believe You’re Gonna Be Okay

“Before a forest fire enters a house, it never asks itself, “Is the front door locked? Should I first knock?” And because it’s so rude, that’s why I never invite it to my duck farm for barbecues.”
― Jarod Kintz, Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.

“Like most Michigan natives, Ferguson had a vague knowledge of a thing called barbecue, but had never actually eaten any. He was, however, intimately familiar with whiskey.”
― Doug Worgul, Thin Blue Smoke

“Food is culture. Food is history. Food is fun.”
― Kevin Pagenkop, Badass Cookery & General Shenanigans

“You shouldn't sing blues if you don't have a voice like barbecue. It's got to be smoky.”
― Jarod Kintz, Eggs, they’re not just for breakfast

“A group of tiny warriors no more than 2" high, their dark skins making them almost impossible to see, were silently surrounding an unsuspecting rodent. The kill was quick, the prey lifted in half a dozen miniature arms, & to Claire's surprise, thrown against the 3rd rail. There was a sudden flash, a wisp of smoke, & tiny voices chanting: "Bar. Be. Que! Bar! Be! Que!”
― Tanya Huff, The Second Summoning

“My armpits sweat like BBQ water. It’s fire-roasted to quench even the thirstiest runner.”
― Jarod Kintz, Me and memes and memories

“Buy Smart Grill oggi, una griglia del barbecue portatile e pieghevole composto da acciaio inossidabile. E 'disponibile in diverse dimensioni e a prezzi incredibili.”
― Smart Grill

“Utilizzare le griglie compatti e lavabile per il barbecue che può cambiare il gusto della bocca. Essa vi darà anche il divertimento molto.”
― Smart Grill

“Fare barbecue un divertimento e buona qualità tempo con Smart Grill, un barbecue portatile in acciaio inox griglia e lavare facilmente.”
― Smart Grill

“Cambiare il modo della vostra preparazione del barbecue, intelligente Grill offre gli accessori per il barbecue, che viene costruito in acciaio inox.”
― Smart Grill

“Smoking is cool, as long as it's meat.”
― Brian McClellan